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Uristocrat

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Dwarven Swimming Lessons
« on: May 06, 2011, 03:53:19 pm »
I think I found out how the dwarves teach their kids to swim.  Probably why they're so bad at it.

"The swimming beard knows" indeed!
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Re: Dwarven Swimming Lessons
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 04:24:44 pm »
I used grates in my mist generator, and made them into 1x1 social areas, that got watered periodically. It worked, the children were getting drowning lessons! It also removed contaminants.
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Re: Dwarven Swimming Lessons
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2011, 04:14:43 am »
That's some beautiful engrish there!

Child's beard have results to show a person to lead a square and can enter water, the raw recruit can not get into deepwater area.
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Re: Dwarven Swimming Lessons
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2011, 05:56:41 am »
HAH, Thank you sir. My day has been made.
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Re: Dwarven Swimming Lessons
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2011, 08:15:36 am »
My year has been made :)
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