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Kassil

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Caption Contest
« on: May 02, 2011, 10:00:20 pm »
Gentlemen, ladies, and Beings of Dubious Nature!

I have found a caption contest uniquely suited to us!

http://blog.obsidianportal.com/d20monkey-caption-contest-may-11/

...It's a clown-door of death. Does this not make you think of the circus in our beloved game?

FOR ARMOK! WE MUST CONQUER THIS CONTEST!
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you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?

Ganondwarf

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 10:48:17 pm »
It's meh, but...

"Did you realize that Dwarven circuses keep their elephants in cages made of ELEPHANT BONES??!?"
too bad nobody who doesn't know DF is going to find that funny...actually, I'm not even sure I find it funny.  :P
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 11:01:04 pm »
Submitted:
"Ya think ya know clowns. Th’ truth is that ya don’t know jack about ‘em. Real clowns are more often called demons, and Hell is th’ greatest circus. If ya don’t believe me, open that door and try not ta die."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 11:27:10 pm »
"Remember that un-reasonable fear of clowns you had as a child? Step through the door and find out why."
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 03:32:41 am »
If only they had beards...
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 04:34:59 am »
"I knew this guy. This dumbass, he wanted to fight the clowns with cotton candy equipment, but he got hungry halfway and ate most of it. He had some Fun®."
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I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.