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Take a minor crime (Piracy, petty larceny, spam.), a controversial thing (Gaming, piracy (Again.), Justin Bieber.) or just something random (Ducks, cheese, glasses of wine) . Post "Is X a problem?". Someone below you will post the script of a PSA making the minor thing seem stupidly important and often just makes crap up. Like this amazing stupid copywrite advert.

Here is an example:

Urist McFirst: Is Spam a problem?
Urist Mcsecond:

*A small community of happy people.*

Narrator: The spammers are out to get you.

*A meteor strikes the town, causing horrific deaths all around.*

Narrator: It promotes meteor strikes,

*A shot of a kitten being strangled.*

Narrator: Kitten strangling,

*Man falling down from the roof of a building.*

Narrator: And suicides. Don't spam, or we will get you.

So, to start:

Is Gaming a problem?

[KaguroDraven]

*A blank screen*

Narrator:Gameing, the worse thing to happen to our youth since Rock and Roll

*A 'completely normal sub-urban teenage male' straght out of the 50s*

Narrator:Buck here was once your normal kid, he had a highschool sweetheart, was on the football team, and was very popular. But then.

*Black screen*

Narrator: He begam gameing.

*'Buck' holding one of those number things for police pictures, with a neckbeard and a potbelly*

Narrator:Gameing turned good old Buck into a serial murderer and rapist, he's now serveing time for life. Don't Let Gameing happen to your children!

Is Air a problem?

[ggamer]

*Enter a small group of friends*

Urist McPSA: I dunno...

*A teenager wearing a halo 3 shirt and modern warfare 2 hat runs up*

Angstyteen: YOU STOLE MY DROP

*Teenager shoots people. he is obviously a horrible shot. and he is holding a toy gun*

Urist McPSA: IS IT? look at this scene of UNTOLD CARNAGE!

*Angstyteen gets laughed at, he mopes away*

Urist McPSA: He later commited suicide.

*Angstyteen, now happyadult, walks up*

Happyadult: Actually, I grew up to lead a rather successful life developing code for apple. all thanks to my unhealthy obsession with gaming!

Urist McPSA: EXACTLY

(END)

Paid for by mothers against gaming.

YOU IDIOTS STOP STEALING MAH DROP'

Urist McPSA: I dunno...

*Aliens choking on Oxygen*

Urist McPSA: LOOK AT THEM!

Are soap operas a problem?

[Fniff]

(Supposed to add a problem at the end.)

[ggamer]

fixed

[Armok]

Dihydrogen Monoxide

[Angel Of Death]

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills innocent BABBIES!!!!1!


Foreigners. (I don't view them as a problem, but some do)