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TheDarkJay

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Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« Reply #60 on: April 25, 2011, 11:37:34 am »

Listing religion on passport (if they don't already do that, that is). My point here is that the most likely terrorists would, in fact, be Muslim extremists. Of course there would be ways to bypass this and I'll be thinking about that.

Actually the Irish are still pretty big as a threat. Oh, and the Jews with all their Jew gold. And the English, we're all still waiting for the rest of the world to let it's guard down so we can start colonising shit again. Man, those were fun times. And the Germans, can't let them have any kind of military in case they start getting uppity for a third time. In fact, we should just build giant walls around every country, no two people of any ethnicity or vaguely different skin colour should be allowed within eye-sight. And the gays too, they should not be allowed to mix with anybody else or people might be overwhelmed by gay panic and start beating each other to death! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Oh my god, we can't let adults near the CHILDREN!  Oh my, statistics show most women raped are raped by men, WE MUST PROTECT THE WOMENZ! ALL MEN MUST BE CLEARLY IDENTIFIED AS SUCH AND SEGREGATED FROM ALL WOMAN FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE WOMANZ!

Yes I am constantly escalating my statements to mock you -.- Religion isn't a source of evil, it's just an excuse for it. Religion and politics...

Really, the world would be a better place if you just put me in charge. I mean, I'd completely eradication the concept of personal freedom, all crimes would be punished by death and we'd have CCTV cameras watching everybody 24/7, and I'd generally make Vlad the Impaler look like a fluffy kitten but...I forget where I was going with that one.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2011, 11:44:26 am by TheDarkJay »
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« Reply #61 on: April 25, 2011, 02:41:08 pm »

Listing religion on passport (if they don't already do that, that is). My point here is that the most likely terrorists would, in fact, be Muslim extremists. Of course there would be ways to bypass this and I'll be thinking about that.

Actually the Irish are still pretty big as a threat. Oh, and the Jews with all their Jew gold. And the English, we're all still waiting for the rest of the world to let it's guard down so we can start colonising shit again. Man, those were fun times. And the Germans, can't let them have any kind of military in case they start getting uppity for a third time. In fact, we should just build giant walls around every country, no two people of any ethnicity or vaguely different skin colour should be allowed within eye-sight. And the gays too, they should not be allowed to mix with anybody else or people might be overwhelmed by gay panic and start beating each other to death! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Oh my god, we can't let adults near the CHILDREN!  Oh my, statistics show most women raped are raped by men, WE MUST PROTECT THE WOMENZ! ALL MEN MUST BE CLEARLY IDENTIFIED AS SUCH AND SEGREGATED FROM ALL WOMAN FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE WOMANZ!

Yes I am constantly escalating my statements to mock you -.- Religion isn't a source of evil, it's just an excuse for it. Religion and politics...

Really, the world would be a better place if you just put me in charge. I mean, I'd completely eradication the concept of personal freedom, all crimes would be punished by death and we'd have CCTV cameras watching everybody 24/7, and I'd generally make Vlad the Impaler look like a fluffy kitten but...I forget where I was going with that one.

have you not read the thread at all? The middle paragraph is simply an insult to religious people in general.

Yes, giving up our rights to a totalitarian regime is the problem solution to all our problems.
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Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« Reply #62 on: April 25, 2011, 04:35:39 pm »

I'm a cynic because one of the banner ads in the OP's link reads "Meet Pretty Chinese Girls: Feel alone?Meet sweet chinese girl& find your companion in China.Join!"

I fucking hate banner ads.
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« Reply #63 on: April 25, 2011, 04:40:17 pm »

I'm a cynic because one of the banner ads in the OP's link reads "Meet Pretty Chinese Girls: Feel alone?Meet sweet chinese girl& find your companion in China.Join!"
Yeah, I hate those Chinese too.  ;)
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« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2011, 04:45:28 pm »

And continuing the theme of the ever expanding police state:

http://www2.wrbl.com/news/2011/apr/22/military-patrols-start-friday-night-ar-1752061/
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« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2011, 04:50:56 pm »

And continuing the theme of the ever expanding police state:

http://www2.wrbl.com/news/2011/apr/22/military-patrols-start-friday-night-ar-1752061/
Nah, that just seems like the millitary stopping other soldiers from acting up.
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

Reelyanoob

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« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2011, 05:19:43 pm »

http://articles.philly.com/2011-04-23/news/29466700_1_tsa-spokeswoman-ann-davis-child-pornography-federal-agents

It really is sick when your own government lets scum like this get through to do a job that is unconstitutional in the first place. This is sick and wrong on so many levels and I hate it so much. These scanners are terrible machines and should be destroyed. They have no place in as great a country as America. Of course that may change soon.
Seriously? I read the article - security guards patting down a 6 year old?? That's sick and my cynicism is stretched just a little bit further.
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« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2011, 05:35:26 pm »

I don't mean to offend anyone and I do realize that the vast majority of Muslims are very good people but I would say that Muslims are more likely to e terrorists than little girls.
Why wouldn't anyone on a terrorist mission just lie about their religion? Are you going to check all "muslimy" looking people, just in case? Many of those will be Christian Arabs. Should Arab Christians be scrutinized, just in case they are really Muslim terrorists?

I doubt you can tell a Hindu from an Indian Muslim either.

Any honest law-abiding Muslim (i.e. almost every muslim who is actually alive, and travelling legally) will put his real religion down out of fear of what would happen if he lied to U.S customs, and they found out.

Should they bear the brunt of suspicion? Or the "muslimy"-looking people who "claim" to be Christians ? (Spoiler: They ARE Christians and have been so longer than the USA)

A muslim extremist on a terrorist mission is hardly likely to be walking around in robes chanting "Allah Allah".

This is almost as silly as the Onion's suggested "Are you a terrorist?" question for visa applications.
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Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2011, 05:43:25 pm »

I thought US immigration forms actually asked if you have ever had anything to do with a terrorist organization? (Along with asking if you've ever been in contact with drugs, which makes things kinda difficult for the Dutch...)


Anyway, if I recall correctly, most Islam-inspired terrorist acts in the west have been conducted by indigenous Muslims, so screening on Arab Muslims isn't going to help much anyway, though it could be a good reason to up the census fee...
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« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2011, 11:34:53 pm »

I thought US immigration forms actually asked if you have ever had anything to do with a terrorist organization? (Along with asking if you've ever been in contact with drugs, which makes things kinda difficult for the Dutch...)

Reminds me of the world's most pointless war: The Netherlands vs Jamaica.

There can only be one winner.
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« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2011, 12:40:41 am »

I'm locking this one, since the OP sort of derailed it on their own and has been muted for a week in part because of what happened in here (which I can't see as anything but trolling).
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