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[DinosaurusRex_x]

The beds all go flying and the children whimper as they are in too much pain to move much on their own.

You tie capes around their necks.

They don't seem to want to move on their own to go out the windows no matter how much you try to convince them to.

You throw some of them out the window.  You're only on the ground floor, but you still hear a satisfying CRASH TINKLE TINKLE sound as they break through glass and fall in a heap on the grass.

You're bored.

Male nurses start barging in with a big look of "WTF" in their eyes.

You take pain meds and begin to feel numb.

Next you...

[TolyK]

... kick some of the "nurses" in the sweet spot, throw them out too.

Then get the fuck out of there.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

You go for the nut-shot, but you miss high and lose your balance.  You trip over a burned up child patient and fall through the window.

A few pieces of glass stick in you, but you don't feel a thing because of all the drugs you hopped yourself up on.

A pile of child burn victims wearing capes pillows your landing they scream in anguish as you push yourself up on them.

As you start to run a firetruck comes to attack you.

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[TolyK]

Ninja-attack the cabin, hopefully maiming the drivers. Then take the truck, run over the kids, and go on while trying to destroy anything in sight.

[noah22223]

Stomp on any kids you see.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Meh. Go and wander off somewhere. Why should we give a damn about the firetruck?

[Stone Wera]

The cops'll be looking for anyone wearing a black robe, ditch your clothes. Right down to your underwear.

Somewhere he stopped being Apathyman and became Assholeman. Probably when I suggested we visit the hospital.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

You ditch the firetruck by not caring about it.  Assholeman is something you don't really care about either.   Labels take too much effort to maintain man.

In the amount of time it takes you to lose the truck and ditch your cloths, you write out a poem about how much you care about the royal wedding.

Would you like to see it?

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[Stone Wera]

Go to a convenience store and drink straight from the Slurpee machine without paying.

[TolyK]

Also, take a sledgehammar and break open the soda machine.