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Nyxalinth

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What do you do with a drunken Urist, What do you do with a drunken Urist...
« on: April 12, 2011, 09:46:47 am »
Early in the morning!

Lock him in  his room, unleash the magma,
Lock him in  his room, unleash the magma
Lock him in  his room, unleash the magma,

Early in the morning!

Send him to the caverns, To find some FB's
Send him to the caverns, To find some FB's
Send him to the caverns, To find some FB's

Early in the morning!


Join in, everyone!
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Nyxalinth likes the color blue, gaming, writing, art, cats for their aloofness,  Transformers for their sentience and ability to transform, and the Constructicons for their hard work and building skills. Whenever possible, she prefers to consume bacon cheeseburgers and pinot noir. She absolutely detests stupid people.

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Re: What do you do with a drunken Urist, What do you do with a drunken Urist...
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 10:01:27 am »
O' String 'im up 'ntill hes sober

Beat 'im in the head with an ol' slade bolder

Drop 'im in a pit 'ntill hes older

Earl-i in th' mornin!
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Minnakht

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Re: What do you do with a drunken Urist, What do you do with a drunken Urist...
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 10:13:04 am »
...those are dwarves we're talking about. Swap the "sober" and "drunken" around.
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Quote from: Splint on January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 pm
Giant badgers are cruel saddistic balls of fur and hate. Did anyone know they could paint a wall with a single dwarven baby?.... You know what, I made the Giant badgers sound like sane DF players.
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Re: What do you do with a drunken Urist, What do you do with a drunken Urist...
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 11:29:10 am »
Shave his belly wit' a copper razer, shave his belly wit' a copper razer!

Early in the mornin'!




...I finally looked up the song, and this one is a direct quote  :D
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Re: What do you do with a drunken Urist, What do you do with a drunken Urist...
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 11:36:50 am »
Stick him in the pond and make him drink it.
Stick him in the pond and make him drink it.
Stick him in the pond and make him drink it.

Early in the morning!

(Also +1 for Renaissance Faire music.)
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