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[Johnfalcon99977]

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I am feeling special right now.

As far as I have seen, there are absolutely no other Lets Plays of this game. (Other then a stupid little Soundless out-dated Walkthrough which does not quailify as a LP.) This means that, as far as I know, I am the first ever Human Being to Lets Play this game. And to be done in the style of that Princess Maker 2 LP. And with an awful sense of Humor. And filled with the disire to be an insane Gendo-like complete asshole Mastermind with a British Accent.

Go me.

: Space. The Final Frontier.
: These are the voyages o-

*BANG*

*THUD*
...
...
...
: Excuse me. I just needed to kill him before we were charged with copyright infringement.
: Now, le-

: You Killed hi-!

*BANG BANG BANG*

: Excuse me once more. I just needed to get rid of the Witnesses.
: You may or may not be pondering why we are here, what I am going to do, and why I just needlessly killed two people.
: To answer these in order, We are here to watch an bunch of pathetic people try for possible Universal Dominiation, I am going to pretend to be these pathetic peoples leader, and fuck you.

: We must start by taking a look at what we are dealing with.

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: Looks like a few pathetic wankers that barely managed to survive on their forsaken Planet. They seem to be completely unable to bend any sort of there government due to their own stupidity! (Rigid: We cannot turn on any civil acts)  They seem to be scared of any idea of any Artifical Intelligence above that of a toster oven! What a childish Fear. (AI Paranoia: We cannot use any AI cores to guide our Ships) They have a few Crystals that can projects blue fields. Sounds like something out of a Japaness MANGA! (Crystalline Deposits: We start with Shields, and they are better then anyone elses Shields to boot.) A Remnant ship crashed there one day, Killing thousands of innoce- What? Remote area? No Carnage? How boring. (Remnant Wreckage: We start with level 3 Warp Drives) And for some reason, EVERYTHING has to have a gaint deck. EVERYTHING had to have a moument. EVERYTHING needs to have a friken 6,320 dollar toilet! (Logically Inept: Causes everything to be more expensive)

: Now thats over, We can take a look at what they have in that tiny little unimportant planet of theirs.
: SCOTTY! Bring me the overview!
: Yes sir.
: Also, kill yourself later, will you? Your existance here is copyright infringement.
: Yes si- Wait what?

*BANG*

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: This is underwhelming. What kind of great superior being (IE: Me) would allow such a stupid little system to exist? Gah, who cares.

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: Now to find random people stupid enough to forfit their li- I mean to help me...

Spoiler: Sgin up for Slavery to the Unknown man! (click to show/hide)

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Profestion (There is Diplomat, Scientist, Captain, and Planet Governer.):
Bio:
_{Note: The only Job without a chance of dying is Scientist. But I expect few people to choose it because the other jobs imply more power, glory, and two of them have a chance to evolve into something better. (Like Captain can get more command and Planet Governers can go on to more control)}

[timferius]

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Name: Captain Plan Ette
Profestion (There is Diplomat, Scientist, Captain, and Planet Governer.): Captain
Bio: Got tired of trying to save the planet from people who didn't care, changed his name and took to space when he developed sever allergies to everything green.

Edit: fixed picture

[Johnfalcon99977]

Your Profile picture is a Red X. I would suggest fixing it.

[Nirur Torir]

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Name: Baron Von Heinz.
Profestion: Diplomat
Bio: Heinz has been a baron of his mighty island for nearly two dozen weeks. He toiled endlessly for nearly a full day to get his position, stabbing people repeatedly until his goals were achieved. As a member of the nobility, he demands absolute respect, and stabs anyone who he sees as failing in this duty. He is signing up as a diplomat in order to escape from the vengeance of the mobs of peasantry that now roam is island night and day, searching for him (doubtless for his dubious choice of ketchup).

[a1s]

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Name: Chen  Momrenmeihereim
Profession: scientist
Bio: Chen  Momrenmeihereim (real name unpronounceable) is a piece of sentient crystal, working under strict secrecy in the shieldz4U labz in Capital City. It's unclear whether it's scientific curiosity, or sociopathy alone that causes Chen to run horrible experiments oh his fellow brethren, and later send them into space to be shocked into producing a fore field at the faintest hint of space dust, but xe (again, it's kind of hard to express the gender of a piece of crystal) is really good at it.

[Johnfalcon99977]

This is going to be gruling to LP.

Not because it bad, most definately not that, but because its often, well, up in your face is what I'd use to discribe it.

Hell, I am not even 5 minutes into the game and I already have enough Screenshots to fill at least 2 full updates. And a half.

I think this LP will not use many screenshots. I will only use screenshots if I need to highlight something or to show battles. Otherwise, I'd be overcome by a thousand things.

[KaguroDraven]

Profile Picture:The one on my profile
Name:Captain Kos
Profestion (There is Diplomat, Scientist, Captain, and Planet Governer.):Captain
Bio:Kos was born and raised in a small village, but in his younger years was recruited into the military. He enjoys slaughtering enemies and finds 'sick' and 'twisted' ways to amuse himself with the dead, like shoveing their heads on pikes and forceing their faces into specific expressions. He is loyal to a fault to his leaders and will die if they command it, but would prefer that not happen.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Sorry for the lack of update. But I have little time on my hands, and it takes time to create these turns.

The fact that the game has 20,000 things thrown at me within the first 5 minutes is not helping either.

[Felius]

What difficulty are you playing? If you are not experienced with the game be aware that the AI is freaking good.

Also, watching this with interest.

[Johnfalcon99977]

AIs are Easier-to-Medium.

[Felius]

AIs are Easier-to-Medium.

Good luck, you are going to need it... When I tried to play on medium I was severely humiliated by the game. I needed to play on trivial to finish learning the ropes, before at least I was gang raped by humongous pirate fleets in nearly every system I had, also boarding and conquering my planet killing defense bases, which had a even worse effect... I think I might be able to deal with a easier, maybe even easy right now, but I'm not sure.