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[GreyMario]

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<18> <GreyMario> You have suffocated.
<18> <Zassazir> Dwarves are NOT swimmers naturally 
<18> <ussdefiant> depends on what's directly above, i suppose
<18> <Jamini> most people can hold their breath at least a few minutes before they start drowning
<18> <DoomDuckie> Come to think
<18> <GreyMario> You have /suffocated/.
<18> <DoomDuckie> 4/7 is at your head level for both humans and dwarves
<18> <DoomDuckie> how does that work?!
<18> <Jamini> Zassazir, neither are humans
<18> <GreyMario> Fucking suffocated.
<18> <ussdefiant> if it's just a big 1 z tall tube of water with no air above, then yeah, they'll drown
<18> <Jamini> There is a reason we train our young to swim. Or some of us anyway.
<18> <Momaw> Humans float fairly well, really.  >_>
<18> <GreyMario> Suffocated. From a fall.
<18> <GreyMario> Wtf.
<18> <DoomDuckie> You must have landed on your lungs
<18> <Jamini> Momaw, depends on your body index actually
<18> <Zassazir> Jamini: humans, living outside, would be more accustomed to it. Plus, humans bathe. Dwarves don't  
<18> <DoomDuckie> If you float, does it mean you're fat?
<18> <Jamini> more fat = less dense body = floats beter.
<18> <DoomDuckie> i float  
<18> <Jamini> My dwarves shower  :p
<18> <GreyMario> I landed on my right leg.
<18> <DoomDuckie> kinda :\
<19> <DoomDuckie> Well, grey, why were you keeping your CNS and lungs in your leg?
<19> <DoomDuckie> Next time place it somewhere safer.
<19> <GreyMario> Don't know.
<19> <Jamini> Grey must have done a belly-flop onto hard ground
<19> <Jamini> and impaled a stone in his lungs ^^

[Kyselina]

Lol.

[GreyMario]

quote:<18> <Demosthenes> Although, A network or minecarts orbiting my tower networks that ship ammo and food and such from the main tower to the guard towers would be neat.
<18> <GreyMario> oh oh oh oh oh
<18> <Demosthenes> Although Z-levels would be kind of hard to do.
<18> <GreyMario> make it so the mine carts have to run down some sort of slipe
<18> <GreyMario> slope*
<18> <GreyMario> and make it so dwarves can ride the mine cart
<18> <Zassazir> That would be pretty awesome... like a train in Japan   Build the railway in the air  
<18> <Demosthenes> Or it could be Animal-Powered.
<18> <Zassazir> Ooo... I want animal power.
<18> <Zassazir> They need to be used for SOMETHING
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride crashed on the +Obsidian Floodgate+ left on the track.
<18> <NEO> internal combustion engines fueled with dwarven booze
<18> <Demosthenes> No, They'd explode.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride crashed on the +Obsidian Floodgate+ left on the track.
<18> <Zassazir> No, they would drink the fuel
<18> <GreyMario> Think of the execution possibilities.
<18> <Zassazir> True....
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Hauler has died after being flattened by a speeding minecart.
<18> <Demosthenes> Yeah, That would get annoying.
<18> <Zassazir> Urist Cartrider has died after falling from the track.
<18> <Demosthenes> And how would we control the minecarts?
<18> <Zassazir> Jobs
<18> <NEO> levers
<18> <GreyMario> The cat (Tame) has died after being struck by a flying minecart.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider is throwing a tantrum!
<18> <GreyMario> Obsidian mine cart track destroyed by Urist Cartrider.
<18> * Lacero has left #bay12games
<18> <Zassazir> Set an animal to operate the cart. Have the carts operate in a one-way fashion (one track comes, one goes). Then you can have multiple carts acting on a single track at any given moment.
<18> <Demosthenes> Cog Axetarget has fallen off the track.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride left the track and collided with an Obsidian mine cart track.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride left the track and collided with an Obsidian mine cart track.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride left the track and collided with an Obsidian mine cart track.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride left the track and collided with an Obsidian mine cart track.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider has died after his ride left the track and collided with an Obsidian mine cart track.
<18> <Zassazir> lol
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Lever Operator is throwing a tantrum!
<18> <GreyMario> whoops, wrong color
<18> <Zassazir> Alternatively, you could have a single track go both ways, but only one cart
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Cartrider and Urist Cartrider have died after colliding on the same track.
<18> <Zassazir> Urist Cartrider cancels Transport Goods. Needs Drink.
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Lever Operator pulled the "Kill everything on the track" Lever!
<18> <Zassazir> Urist Cartrider has been struck down by a cart.
<18> <GreyMario> A masterpiece has been destroyed! x15
<18> <GreyMario> Urist Legendary Cook has commited suicide.
<18> <Zassazir> Urist Cartrider has become a legendary Rider!

EDIT: This could do with some being moved to General Discussion. <_<

[ April 08, 2008: Message edited by: GreyMario ]

[Jurassiced]

thats some funny crap

[GreyMario]

Speaking of crap...

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<22> <Shzar> my dungeon master just ate a live bird.
<22> <Nuklearni> As A mage, should I want wisdom or inteligence
<22> <GreyMario> might as well play dwarf fortress until I find a reasonable price on  two monitors
<22> <Flame> hahaha
<22> <GreyMario> ...
<22> <GreyMario> ate a live bird
<22> <GreyMario> what kind
<22> <Shzar> Red-tailed black bird
<22> <GreyMario> haha
<22> <GreyMario> that is wtf, eww, and lol at the same time
<22> <Shzar> I was going to tame the poor creature.
<22> <Flame> well
<22> <Flame> not you can chasm it
<22> <GreyMario> you can chasm the trap it's in
<22> <GreyMario> complete with contents
<22> <GreyMario> if you absolutely must be an evil fucktard
<22> <Flame> now
<22> <Flame> I meant because it will be fecal matter
<22> <Shzar> Not as evil as the dungeon master who bit the fucking thing's head off
<22> <GreyMario> Chasm the dungeon master.
<22> <GreyMario> Two for one!
<22> <Shzar> and who will crap down the chasm
<22> <GreyMario> I...
<22> <GreyMario> put my dining rooms near the chasm
<22> <Shzar> ... your fortress isn't below mine, is it?
<22> <GreyMario> I don't think we need fucking fecal matter going splatter on a couple hundred fucking dwarves who were trying to have a nice meal
<22> <GreyMario> god I'd love to see the face on a dwarf who was splattered with liquid shit
<22> * Shzar fails his stifle laughter roll
<22> <Shzar> imagine the inventory screen
<22> <GreyMario> that would have to be the most fucking HORRIBLE trap ever
<22> <GreyMario> make a sewage system
<22> <Shzar> poo covering (mouth)
<22> <GreyMario> and then just flush the goblins when they come in
<22> <GreyMario> poo coverings all over
<22> <GreyMario> vomit laced with poo covering
<23> <GreyMario> vomit laced with urine laced with blood covering
<23> <GreyMario> +rotten Sunshine [40]+ and poo, the ultimate eww combo
<23> <Shzar> and then, a single copper dagger blade trap
<23> <Shzar> any goblin that walks through it ends up with minor wounds, but dies from E. Coli
<23> <GreyMario> ...
<23> <GreyMario> xD
<23> <GreyMario> that has to be simply the most horridly evil trap ever
<23> * Disconnected
<23> * Attempting to rejoin channel #bay12games
<23> * Rejoined channel #bay12games
<23> * Topic is '(Markavian) Dwarf fortress: (Feb25: v0.27.176.38c) No urban sprawl. http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves  || http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/   '
<23> * Set by PalmSprings.CA.US.Wo on Fri Apr 04 07:55:32
<23> <GreyMario> just need to make sure there's only a maximum of 3/7 raw sewage
<23> <GreyMario> else the goblins learn how to swim... or drown
<23> <GreyMario> that would be fucking horrible...
<23> <GreyMario> goblins learning how to swim in shit
<23> <GreyMario> preferably liquid shit that's been left to ferment and brew
<23> * GreyMario has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<23> <GreyMario>         
<23> <Shzar> "Sewer Brew" all of a sudden becomes a literal term.

[Puzzlemaker]

Oh my god, that's horrible, yet hilarious.

[Earthquake Damage]

quote:Originally posted by GreyMario:
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<22> <Nuklearni> As A mage, should I want wisdom or inteligence

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What the hell?  Was he playing Incursion or something?

[Tahin]

Obviously he was playing some uber beta version of dwarf fortress with magic and intelligent and wisdom stats!

[Coke_Can64]

No No! He need WIS to add a bonus to his MP and then... wait, was that a rhetorical question?  :p

OMG+LOL+WTF+ROFLMAO... on a stick... yup...

[mickel]

I keep talking about my DF misadventures all the time in IRC. That's how I got four people hooked on it. Before I started relating misadventures they were all like, "looks fun but the graphics..." and now they're like, "so I built this gigantic castle of glass, and it has magma cascading off of the ceiling down on the trade depot if you pull a lever..."

[Lord Snow]

What IRC channel?

Searching the forum for it gives me all kinds of random threads about this and that but not a single IRC mentioning.

[GreyMario]

quote:Originally posted by Lord Snow:
<STRONG>What IRC channel?

Searching the forum for it gives me all kinds of random threads about this and that but not a single IRC mentioning.</STRONG>

You don't find it on the forums. It's not posted on the forums. Go to the Bay 12 home page and click on The Chat Room.

[Jamini]

quote:Originally posted by GreyMario:
<STRONG>Post snippets here!

*Der snip*</STRONG>

Wow... that was ages ago.

[ May 15, 2008: Message edited by: Jamini ]

[Dareon Clearwater]

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* Ra huhs
<Ra> and the rougelike pack I hadn't finished digging through
<Ra> includes dwarf fortress
<Dareon> *nod* Adventurer mode is pretty roguelike.  Including often being 
hilariously lethal.  Like when you can go through an entire goblin tower, 
including the demon they worship, without more than a few bruises, cuts, and 
minor burns, then get GGPO'd by a groundhog in a random encounter as you make 
your way back to town.
<Kali> What XDDD
<Ra> xD
<Ra> that's rogue
<Dareon> Seriously, that happened to me just yesterday.  Slaughtered an entire 
settlement full of goblins, and the worst wound I got was a useless hand from 
ebing surprised by an archer while I was training my wrestlign on an unconscious
 goblin with all its limbs broken. (I nicknamed that one "Third Base").
<Lucent> XD

[ June 02, 2008: Message edited by: Dareon Clearwater ]

[b_boy_212]

If you want to find a channel  to talk about DF in just find a really nerdy sounding channel and join it. If they are truly nerdy they will know about DF...... or am i the only one who plays DF in a dark room rather than hang out with friends?