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Author Topic: What's for dinner tonight, Urist?  (Read 518 times)

GhostDwemer

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What's for dinner tonight, Urist?
« on: March 28, 2011, 11:34:32 pm »

Urist: Swiss pea hen.
Shorast: What makes it Swiss?
Urist: The fifty bajillion holes I just put in it with masterwork steel bolts, none of which I can find now.
Shorast: So how many meals does a pea hen make?
Urist: About eight.

Badump-cha!

Thank you, thank you, Urist and Shorast will be here all night. Try the well-nigh immortal wild pea hen, and be sure to tip your waitress.
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Re: What's for dinner tonight, Urist?
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 12:05:55 am »

LOL!
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