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Dwarves are silly
« on: March 27, 2011, 11:11:39 am »
Don't you just love their witty antics? Such as dropping large boulders on top of the meeting area from several z-levels above. Hilarious! Oh, and that time that they locked that one dwarf behind the floodgate before the lever was built? My sides still hurt from that one! Or how about the time they locked that other dwarf outside of the gate in the cavern and refused to open the gate? Those amphibian men sure were good sports about the whole prank!

What's the most HILARIOUS prank one of your dwarves have pulled?
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Re: Dwarves are silly
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 11:15:15 am »
Tricking an axe dwarf to wonder into our atom smasher right before the lever was pulled...
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Re: Dwarves are silly
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 11:15:37 am »
Berserk dwarf pulled the irrigation lever without me noticing. Fort was flooded from the river pretty quickly.
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Re: Dwarves are silly
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 11:46:52 am »
Channelled out a supporting floor tile right above the Duchess, who was slumming it with the commonfolk by deconstructing a wall.

Much tantrum ensued.
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Re: Dwarves are silly
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 11:52:41 am »
once a cat was following a dwarf on a bridge...
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X --> wall
O --> floor
g --> bridge
G -- bridge when raised
c --> cat on the bridge
d --> dwarf (owner of the cat)

XXOOOO
XXcggO
dOGggO
XXGggO
XXOOOO

and another dwarf decided to pull the lever.

"This is an engraving of Cat and Cat's blood by Drawbridge and Urist McLeverPuller. Cat is surrounded by Cat's blood. Cat looks dead surprised."
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