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Ovg

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Re: The DF table of randomness!
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2011, 02:28:50 pm »
67.Carpe diem! Give a random idle dwarf a full-gold home with a designated statue garden and deactivate all labors for him.
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Re: The DF table of randomness!
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 02:47:13 pm »
Quote from: Mekboy on March 31, 2011, 07:21:42 am
66. Welcome to SPAAARTAA.
Immediately enlist all male dwarves, and equipment-wise only allow them to use spears and shields, no other equipment. Murder all liasons, preferably by hurling them into wells.
You forgot helms.
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Re: The DF table of randomness!
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 09:18:18 pm »
68. Obtain some tigermen, maybe through the elves. Next, dig out the HFS. Put the tigermen in the HFS and see if they procreate.
69. "Outsource" your bookkeeper to the HFS.
70. Try to figure out how to drop incoming Goblins to the HFS.
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Re: The DF table of randomness!
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2011, 04:23:21 am »
71. Attain a legendary surgeon by any means nessicary.
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
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Re: The DF table of randomness!
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2011, 08:03:53 am »
72. Make a nut house. Make every single dwarf go insane. Do not stop until this goal is reached. All migrants must be driven insane by one year of their arrival.
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