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[Untouchable]

I apparently have a forgotten beast made of chocolate in my current world.

Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was a goblin giving birth to a goblin baby upon arrival on my map as a member of an ambush party. The baby crawled around aimlessly, since the goblin mother didn't bother to pick it up. After a short while, the baby was killed by a bunch of humans who were sieging my fortress at that time.

They've fixed the bug which has invaders giving birth on a battlefield instantly attacking the baby?

I'm not sure if I like this fix or not.

[Quietust]

What, you mean making lye have a contact syndrome that causes bruising, swelling, and necrosis?  ...<.< *goes to her raws*

Can't be done, since lye isn't defined in the raws - it's hardcoded, along with all of the other materials listed here.

[Karakzon]

ok, now its sat in a volcano, when it can path to my fotress, admitably not through a fortification that its sat next to.
shall see if i can rectify this.

[MonkeyHead]

Liason, but dead. useful.

[khearn]

I recently got a migrant who was a novice diagnostician and novice liar.

"I went to my doctor because my shoulder was sore. He told me my leg was broken! So I got up and walked out."

Maybe not as epic as a legendary soapmaker, but still amusing.

   Keith

[Ubiq]

I had a Legendary Lasher show up once. No social skills, no other weapon skills, just a Legendary Lasher. It took a pretty good while to get him a whip from a caravan, but it was well worth the time and expense.