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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2011, 04:57:44 pm »
Quote from: Akura on March 23, 2011, 04:54:38 pm


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Quote from: Criptfeind on March 23, 2011, 01:56:51 pm
Going be honest. I see no gun.

the one in the left has a tiny black pistol
You sure that's a gun? :P

What else would it be?

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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2011, 05:01:50 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on March 23, 2011, 01:55:22 pm
From steam:

18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80377.0
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: :/
18:53 - Novichok: SPACE BODYGUARD
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: Can you imagine the boardmeeting to decide to start making them
18:53 - Novichok: i like how you can comb the bodyguards hair
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "So, we want to combine barbie with action man."
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "In space" Someone adds
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "Ok, how about Space Barbie."
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "No."
18:54 - Novichok: HOLY CHRIST JENKINS YOU'RE GETTIN A PRRRROMOTION
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "SPACE BODYGUARD"
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "Ok, so name is sorted. What kind of accessories should we give it?"
18:54 - Novichok: hairbrush
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "A hairbrush, and laser cannon"
18:54 - Novichok: comb
18:54 - Novichok: GUN
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: Its fucking awesome

Edit: I really want one now :D

Laughed more at this than the actual product, well done. :P


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Quote from: RedKing on March 23, 2011, 02:07:24 pm
B. I never got past the third area in Metroid. I have no f**king clue.
Or at the least, seen a screenshot of Other M? She doesn't have a helmet on there.
I'd consider Zero-Suit Samus from Brawl a more likely occurrence, but the point stands; that's slightly unusual to actually not know.
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2011, 05:05:44 pm »
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2011, 05:22:37 pm »
Even crazed toy makers as the ones who created this would not make a gun that small.
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2011, 06:43:55 pm »
yeah, if these guys had made a gun it would'nt be tiny, and it wouldn't be black
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2011, 12:46:04 am »
I think I speak for everyone here when I ask:  Does it vibrate?
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2011, 12:47:55 am »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on March 24, 2011, 12:46:04 am
I think I speak for everyone here when I ask:  Does it vibrate?
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2011, 01:12:21 am »
If this toy has a Kung-fu hairbrushing action then I may just have to buy this.
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2011, 09:56:01 pm »
Do you have an Ebay? Can you cancel auctions before they get completed?
If the answer to both of these is "yes", then put it up for the longest amount of time allowed and see how much REAL money someone is willing to pay for this glorious, glorious product, then screenshot/copy+paste it into a file and post it up here. Do it. C'mon.

God I hope you have an Ebay account already. What with all the giving up your personal information just to create an account even if it's just for diarrhea and guffaws. Wait I meant shits and giggles.

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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2011, 10:01:36 pm »
i'd probably have to advertise it a bit for it to become notable enough. if i did it right i think i could get at least a few hundred dollars, but then again, if i did it right i could probably get a few hundred dollars for a ball of navel lint
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2011, 10:33:21 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on March 23, 2011, 01:55:22 pm
From steam:

18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80377.0
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: :/
18:53 - Novichok: SPACE BODYGUARD
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: Can you imagine the boardmeeting to decide to start making them
18:53 - Novichok: i like how you can comb the bodyguards hair
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "So, we want to combine barbie with action man."
18:53 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "In space" Someone adds
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "Ok, how about Space Barbie."
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "No."
18:54 - Novichok: HOLY CHRIST JENKINS YOU'RE GETTIN A PRRRROMOTION
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "SPACE BODYGUARD"
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "Ok, so name is sorted. What kind of accessories should we give it?"
18:54 - Novichok: hairbrush
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: "A hairbrush, and laser cannon"
18:54 - Novichok: comb
18:54 - Novichok: GUN
18:54 - [DFC-A]Nilocy: Its fucking awesome

Edit: I really want one now :D

I think the closest this toy every came to a board meeting was a boarded-up warehouse in Hong Kong.
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2011, 11:25:04 pm »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on March 24, 2011, 10:01:36 pm
if i did it right i could probably get a few hundred dollars for a ball of navel lint
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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Re: i just bought the awesomest toy ever!
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2011, 11:28:13 pm »
Quote from: applesauce machine on March 24, 2011, 11:25:04 pm
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on March 24, 2011, 10:01:36 pm
if i did it right i could probably get a few hundred dollars for a ball of navel lint
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