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EmperorJon

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Official Letter To The Elves
« on: May 15, 2011, 03:49:11 am »
By Decree of

Lorbam Ustuthadek - Queen

The Oaken Tongs, Kinolin

wishes to inform the Elves of Salo Lanale
that Stone Conservation and Ultimate Management is now in place.

Your Forest Retreats will be forced to pay a charge for every stone marked, dug, trodden on, defaced, spoiled, extracted and any other action mentioned among Stone Charter Section A7.
Our own methods of Stone Extraction are kind, and do not harm the mountain. You do not have this knowledge.
Failure to comply with this offical letter shall result in military action in order to preserve the stone on which you live.
We hope you understand.
Have a good day. Official SCUM Letter




It's time the Dwarves got their own back on the Elves for their 'wood rules'  8)
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 04:08:37 am »
problem is, I don't think elves ever step on stone except when visiting dwarves O.o
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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 04:12:02 am »
That just means they're closer to our army when they do it! Mwaahhah!
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2011, 04:13:06 am »
I can imagine it now:Dwarves: Ruthless protecters of Stone.

Dwarf Fortress: Because economic based on wood are uninsurable for Magma Damage.

Quote from: candylord on May 15, 2011, 04:08:37 am
problem is, I don't think elves ever step on stone except when visiting dwarves O.o

Oh, I'm pretty sure that some elves have a guilty pleasure of carressing +Sandstone Amulets+ when no one else is watching
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 04:18:35 am »
Quote from: Eoganachta on May 15, 2011, 04:13:06 am
Dwarf Fortress: Because economic based on wood are uninsurable for Magma Damage.

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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 04:58:16 am »
So say we all!
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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 06:23:29 am »
If only there was some way to mod this in... :-\
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Re: Official Letter To The Elves
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 07:10:04 am »
So let it be known, when the ability to lay siege is introduced, you are all acting as SCUM to prevent harm to the stone we all live and work in.
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