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Author Topic: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!  (Read 1453 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Some bogeymen attacked me and knocked me out in the middle of the night. I survived until dawn.

Awesome! and he was even a peasant!

EDIT: Tyop.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 06:44:44 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 02:46:47 am »

you mean they were pummeling at your -bronze helm- but couldn't inflict any damage through all the night?
This happened to me several times, not for all night certainly,but looks like 1-2 hours of beating is tolerable.
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 09:58:39 am »

A random moose came and kicked all of their brains into mush and then walked off? (Replace moose with any equally vicious animal.)
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 11:05:58 am »

he said he was knocked out , and by the way , I never seen a moose come my way and attack me , unless the bogeymen were lured , but I see that imposible...
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 02:01:42 pm »

My Kobold adventurer was watching boogeymen beat up a Dragon Raptor in Genesis mod for half the night, after I helped the raptor a few of them.

Unfortunately, the raptor was knocked unconscious as the sun was rising so I had to kill it and make armor out of its bones. Of course the next night I was punched to death by boogeymen.
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 02:22:15 pm »

you mean they were pummeling at your -bronze helm- but couldn't inflict any damage through all the night?
This happened to me several times, not for all night certainly,but looks like 1-2 hours of beating is tolerable.
No, I had no helm!
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 06:48:58 pm »

This will be karmaically avenged upon you when a mortally wounded, bleeding, armless bogeyman manages to flykick you in the head and destroy your brain through a steel helm whilst you were previously at 100% health. Trust me.

In all seriousness you may have gotten a really pansy generation of bogeymen as opposed to the super trooper flying death squad that typically spawns for me =/
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Re: Hey, I survived a bogeyman attack! And you'll never guess how!
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 02:11:40 am »

you mean they were pummeling at your -bronze helm- but couldn't inflict any damage through all the night?
This happened to me several times, not for all night certainly,but looks like 1-2 hours of beating is tolerable.
No, I had no helm!
Then it must have been moose really, or maybe giant badgers
The great Moose of Salvation, our lord and saviour, who resides in forests. Give us our sweetbread [4] and protect us from bogeymen and so on.
You know you must build a shrine for the Moose now?
he said he was knocked out , and by the way , I never seen a moose come my way and attack me , unless the bogeymen were lured , but I see that imposible...
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