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Sysice

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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2011, 02:11:18 am »
#91: A Hell outpost.
#92: A library.
#93: A statue of some random item that takes up half of the surface.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2011, 06:19:39 am »
154. giant steel dwarf statue that cries tears of magma.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2011, 09:35:31 am »
95. A surface paved with gold.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2011, 04:32:27 pm »
96:an elaborate magma tower made of bauxite bridges
97:burning elves and dwarves
98:2 cats
99:Death Trap Depot: death by insane dwarves and elves.
100:FUN
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2011, 02:05:05 am »
Spiral staircases.
Domed and vaulted ceilings.
Giant pillars.
Bridges.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2011, 07:42:06 pm »
Change First post into something like this
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and I would be very glad to help you out as much as possible. maybe eventually this can be a comprehensive overvieuw of all things you have/can build when starting a fortress.
This is also really handy as a checklist.. because i tend to forget almost always something causing me lots of FUN

oh wow THIS
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2011, 03:07:27 am »
ehm, this one was missing..
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2011, 03:26:18 pm »
A 20 Z-level tall hollow colossus, his body stuffed with forbidden booze stockpiles, his head stuffed full of BEES. Trap the elves inside and pump magma into his feet.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2011, 03:27:36 pm »
Quote from: Dynastia on March 03, 2011, 03:26:18 pm
A 20 Z-level tall hollow colossus, his body stuffed with forbidden booze stockpiles, his head stuffed full of BEES. Trap the elves inside and pump magma into his feet.
I hate you.
You make me waste my time playing DF trying to do this  :P
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2011, 03:39:38 pm »
NO NOT THE BEES
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #55 on: March 04, 2011, 12:24:47 am »
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NO NOT THE BEES
107. A deathtrap involving thousands and thousands of bees.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #56 on: March 04, 2011, 01:55:10 am »
Quote from: Caz on January 09, 2011, 06:19:39 am
154. giant steel dwarf statue that cries tears of magma.

Dwarves don't cry!  But the elves they're killing do.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2011, 05:58:08 am »
Quote from: Uristocrat on March 04, 2011, 01:55:10 am
Quote from: Caz on January 09, 2011, 06:19:39 am
154. giant steel dwarf statue that cries tears of magma.

Dwarves don't cry!  But the elves they're killing do.

They're tears of joy. Joy for all the flash-roasted elf bits.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2011, 10:26:52 am »
108... I guess?

I think nobody mentioned "Lots and lots of engravings of cheese" so far.

109. A Hall of Legends where coffins, statues and relics of your greatest heroes are kept for future generations to admire.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #59 on: March 05, 2011, 08:50:59 pm »
Quote from: Ferrus on March 04, 2011, 10:26:52 am
109. A Hall of Legends where coffins, statues and relics of your greatest cheeses are kept for future generations to admire.
Fixed.

111. Aircraft carrier
110. Pile of discarded clothing which you can't seem to get anyone to move
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