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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #375 on: February 12, 2011, 01:25:40 pm »

So they promised your son a quarter of their treasury, and promised you a third of it? I mean, they had 3 whole gold coins in their treasury :P
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #376 on: February 13, 2011, 02:16:30 pm »

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All is well in the realm
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I recently discussed the manpower of the Kingdom with my marshal. He feels we could easily muster over 55,000 men. Such a massive army is comforting especially given my continually rather bad reputation.
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As I age I find that I care less and less about what others think. I am perfectly content living in Belgrade, my family’s long time home, without having to worry about the world around me. Leave me to my friends and feasts and I will be content.
My son, Xenophon, heir to the Kingdom of Serbia is aging all too quickly.
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As he gets older it reminds me of my age and closeness to death all the more…
His boy, Leontios, has just recently turned 16.
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He is fostered in Mesembria and studying , like his father and grandfather before him, the finer points of a military education. I have not seen the boy in years, but word has it he is clever enough, a grandson to be proud of.
 
Perhaps I will have to visit my grandson sooner than later.
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Xenophon just granted him all titles and rights to the County of Karvuna. I hear the boy is still unmarried- interesting that Xenophon didn’t set him up with a proper wife before sending him off to be a man…
 
Anastaso’s daughter Natalija has turned out to be a real Fanatic.
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She is quite the zealous girl.
 
The Whore of Rostov stirred the pot once again.
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The bribery system in place is all too efficient at handing away my money.
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The part that bugs me is that I can give hundreds of gold to the swine and he is never fully appeased…
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Maybe next time I will deliver troops instead of gold…
But, given the rapid pace that I am forced to dish my treasury out to vassals, I was forced to raise the scutage.
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I am bringing in an extra 30 gold per month, now.
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Sad that most of it will probably go to bribes of my vassals… But I must maintain a strong Kingdom if I want anything to hand down to my kin… Xenophon may not understand my methods, but I do still recognize that he is my heir and I must pass a strong and capable Kingdom down to him or forever shame the Synadenos name.
 
Having taken more time for myself to just live and relax- I noticed something troubling about the people of Belgrade…
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The city and countryside practice foreign traditions and mostly speak the peasant language of Serbians…
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It is time to enforce the true culture. Honest men speak Greek and I will not have my people live like swine.
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The economy of Belgrade will suffer due in the short term, but the people will be better off as proper Greeks in time. They will thank me.
 
The peasants of Belgrade have taken to arms.
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It would appear they are displeased with my helping civilize them.
I will go to meet with them myself… in battle.
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How dare they show such disrespect.
 
It seems my violence towards the rebels has not gone unnoticed.
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But sheep cannot be free to run as they wish- sometimes a shepherd needs to use a stick.
 
A few brief skirmishes have scattered the rebels.
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Losses were minimal and it seems we have broken their will to fight.
 
The Patriarch asks that I grant an itinerant bishop a place in my court.
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I need no new bishop- why should I grant one of their men a place in my court after they so vehemently condemned my handling of an ungrateful mob taking to arms? Why should I agree to such a request when they look down on me with hard eyes for civilizing the people of Belgrade? The bishop is not welcome here.
 
Olvia has taken to arms against Dauid.
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Hopefully he will not let them break away like the previous owning Principality did.
 
Anastaso’s son Zebislav has matured a lot since I last saw him.
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He is 12 years old now!
 
Belgrade is already recovering from some of the short term negative effects of a most glorious transition to a proper Greek culture.
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Surely the people should be throwing flowers and celebrations rather than rocks soon!
 
Nikephoros has turned out to be a tough soldier.
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He is a good kid, capable too.
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As such, I have appointed him as my marshal. Matched with my step-sons Michael and Andronikos as chancellor and steward respectively, I will have a youthful and capable court.
 
The Patriarch has asked me again to grant a bishop a place in my court.
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This time I obliged.
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The man a zealous one- he’d make a better marshal than bishop, probably.

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #377 on: February 13, 2011, 03:35:01 pm »

YOUR… PIETY…

I hope you die soon…
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #378 on: February 13, 2011, 03:46:18 pm »

You... You... You picked the option with -500 Piety?! Jesus man!

Your current ruler is going to go out with his head dismembered. I can feel it.
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #379 on: February 13, 2011, 09:04:50 pm »

I hope you die soon…
LOL
Only a game like CK justifies statements like that ^_^

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #380 on: February 14, 2011, 09:31:50 pm »

1167
 
Another year gone, another year come.
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With the recent increase of scutage payments, my vassals’ muster capabilities have gone down. Nikephoros estimates the realm’s total quick levy number to be about 45,000. Still plenty of troops.
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Hard to believe that I am already 52 and a half… My age goes up, my strength goes down, but my reputation remains the same: rather bad.
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The world situation is much the same as the last few years. Countries grow and shrink, but no major changes or events seem to have transpired. Admittedly, I am not one to keep the most close watch on the politics of the world… I let my chancellor do that for me.
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Religion remains a field of interest to me. I have all but given up on trying to appease the church anymore, but I recognize that maintaining a strong Orthodox presence goes further than just ushering me into heaven- it can also dictate when heaven will take me. We proper Christians must hold the pagan and Muslim barbarians at bay. If their religions take a hold in the hearts of our people we all but open our gates to the barbarian hordes.
Paganism is nearly stomped out of the Baltic region and shrinking to the east… unfortunately much of the shrink of paganism is contributing to the growing Muslim threat.
 
Olvia, under siege by the pagan populace, seems to be of no concern to my son.
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Dauid has nearly a thousand men camped and ready in Lower Dniepr, yet he makes no move to dispatch them to eliminate the rebels.
Fool of a son.
 
The Whore of Rostov, ever the problem, is taxing my treasury to a greater extent.
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Michael has informed me that it is taking greater and greater amounts of gold to bribe the Archbishop…
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And even after taking payment, the man remains somewhat disloyal…
But… I cannot feed the fires that fuel my negative reputation… I must endure the Archbishop’s insolence.
 
Given my current relation with the church, I was surprised to find a friend in the Diocese Bishop of Bosnia.
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I’ve had the pleasure of hunting with him on several occasions in both Serbia and Bosnia.
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He is a young man, but rational and understanding of my position. He is also heir to his father’s Principality.
 
Once again, I must deal with the whore.
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250 gold, again. Soon he will need to build himself a grand brothel to explain his rates!
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At this rate the treasury will be empty within a couple of years…
 
Being friends with both the Prince of Bosnia and his son may prove to be beneficial to me…
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Asger Kruzic de Clissa, the Prince of Bosnia, is disloyalty incarnate to his boy king.
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I sent an idle offer of taking him into my realm… Hopefully he is not offended by the gesture, but understands I do it for his own protection.
 
A messenger from Rama arrived today.
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The Prince of Bosnia declined my offer. So be it.
 
Every day it seems I hear news of one of Anastaso’s children
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Gagik sure had strong seed.
 
The peasants in Belgrade are revolting.
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Both in the sense that they disgust me and that they have gone up in arms.
I will personally lead a regiment against the mob tomorrow.
 
I get to spend today chasing down peasants throughout the countryside…
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But with nearly 2000 men the task should be completed quickly. A relief, for I want to go hunting in the next week or so.
 
The last of the rebellious peasants have put down their arms.
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We killed nearly half of them and only lost 28 men. Donning my armor is not pleasant for such a simple, honor-less affair. Hopefully I will not need to go peasant bashing again for some time yet.
 
A new realm has spawned in lands formerly held by my neighbor, the Kingdom of Croatia
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The Kingdom of Jerusalem, it is called.
 
It seems the Countess of Smolensk’s reasoning has been sullied by her ally the Archbishop of Rostov
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Her loyalty degrades more and more… I suppose she may be smarter than she looks and is using me like the whore of Rostov
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My wealth becomes her wealth and her disloyalty turns to loyalty.
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But… I may be able to take advantage of her current situation, and possibly bring an end to the problem she presents.
Helene Vukasin is without man and without issue. But she has a sister…
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An unmarried, less zealous sister…
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If Pelagia Vukasin were to marry and bear an heir and then Helene were to have a most unfortunate fatal accident, the heir would inherit the Counties Smolensk and Moskva.
If that heir were to be tied more closely to me, I might very well gain a strong ally in the region rather than have to deal with two whores of vassals…
Here is where my marshal, the bastard son of Anastaso, Nikephoros comes in…
 
Most excellent; I had an offer of marriage sent to the Countess 15 days ago and the answer came back today.
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Pelagia, sister to the Countess, is to marry Nikephoros. May they have many strong children… or at least one male child…
In other news, Agrippas, my nephew, requires a formal education.
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I’ve convinced Andronikos that he is best suited at a monastery- so as to keep his soul safe from the madness that struck his mother.
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I do not have much hope for the boy.
 
I’ve sent another one of Andronikos and Eudoxia’s children off to receive an education…
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To spare Andronikos the shame of likely having a crazy unmarried daughter at home, Eirene will be educated at the court. We will create a guise and positive image for her, just long enough for her to be married off and then we can let the poor sap that takes her as wife worry about her.
 
The past year has been one of relative calm. The state of the realm has seen significant improvement lately and in general things are much more stable.
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Despite my bad reputation and minor vassal issues, everything is much more orderly and productive.
 
Do I waste time explaining the situation in the north, again?
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The Whore of Rostov requires his payments.
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Loyalty is not something one should be able to buy, like that…
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But, there is little I can do about it at the moment. I will have Michael look into the situation though.
 
Michael has reported back to me with news about the political climate and economic value of my north east vassals.
The Whore of Rostov commands three counties
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Uglich is the farthest north, a moderately wealthy land with a Russian orthodox populace.
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Pereyaslavl Zalessky is the Archbishop’s capital. It is a rather wealthy land, currently suffering from a downturn in the local economy. The people are Russian Orthodox.
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Rostov, the last of the Archbishop’s lands, is farthest east and currently suffering from a struggling economy. The people are Russian Orthodox. Despite the economy, it is still produces impressive taxes and duties.
All three of the Archbishop’s provinces can muster impressive armies and are well defended with castles. Andronikos estimates the lands bring in around 25 gold monthly…
The Countess of Smolensk holds two provinces.
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Moskva, which shares its northern border with Rostov and Pereyaslavl Zalessky, is a large province with impressive mustering capabilities.
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Smolenske, west of Moskva, is a rich land capable of fielding a grand army. It is the Countess’ capital and, like Moskva, is Russian Orthodox and defended by a small castle.
Helene’s two provinces generate somewhere around 21 gold monthly.
The two vassals are capable of fielding an army of note and generate nearly half a hundred gold monthly… Such power is valuable under my control, but I must weigh the costs and benefits of keeping them ‘satiated’ with bribes like I have been…
 
It is most depressing to have to deal with disloyal vassals far off in Rus lands, but to have to deal with a disloyal son near home is just outright painful.
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Dauid is rather disloyal to me.
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I am ashamed to have to deliver secret ‘gifts’ to my own son.
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But such gifts are necessary to keep my family whole.

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #381 on: February 15, 2011, 07:52:16 am »

You need to get killed to reset your piety and reputation back to sensible levels.
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #382 on: February 15, 2011, 05:35:50 pm »

Luckily, there is a special event whereby the you can chose to have the son-heir 'off' their father.  Dunno if anything special is needed to trigger it.  I seem to recall it requires a 'bad' ruler, so you probably qualify!

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #383 on: February 16, 2011, 05:39:54 pm »

1168
 
I tire of new years.
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With each new year come new problems. I was almost denied access to the Christmas services last year… Between my reputation and standing with the church I might as well parade around claiming to be pagan!
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I never expected to find myself in this situation when I was a young man… but now, as I age, I become more and more disillusioned. I try to do great things; but people only see the bad…
I am fully aware that many members of my own court, and family, are carefully watching my health… But I continue to disappoint them; I remain healthy and strong.
 
Milka, a Cherven girl, has completed her education.
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A pity she was not a boy- she has a knack for the martial arts.
 
Dauid’s people have stirred again.
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Reports indicate he is facing rebellious populations in both Olvia and Lower Dniepr.
I will be greatly disappointed if I need to bail that runt out again.
 
My… investment in Smolensk has yet to mature…
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The Countess Helene’s sister, Pelagia, remains without child. I was hoping that Nikephoros would have spawned a boy by now. Then I could have taken the current Countess out of the picture, and watched the child come into power… But, it seems I’ll have to wait longer- unless Pelagia is barren, that is. I can only pray not.
 
Asger, the Duke of Bosnia, is embroiled in a war.
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I consider myself friends with the man- and his son, too.
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We hunt together frequently along our shared border between Rama and Belgrade. A while back I actually offered him my protection as my vassal, for I know he was unhappy with his lot in the Kingdom of Croatia- but he declined. Now he is independent and on his own, but stuck in a war against a mighty foe:
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The Principality of Polotsk. They are located to the north, holding a scattered demesne amongst vassals. I have holdings in the area as well: Smolensk and Rostov (and their respective provinces). Unfortunately the Countess of Smolensk and the Archbishop of Rostov are far from reliable… Their loyalties are best described as shitty.
I have met with my court and decided to act. My men-at-arms are growing complacent and lazy, my vassals are content to just plot against me. A war will help stir things up- keep us sharp.
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I have sent messengers to both Bosnia and Polotsk. I will be intervening in this conflict with the might of Serbia.
 
With a real war to be considered I cannot have pesky pagan peasants producing problems in the realm. A few days back I asked Xenophon to raise his levies to relieve his lazy brother.
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It took a while but today my son responded and agreed to take on the task. He raised over 3300 men, so I quickly dispatched a letter telling him it would be fine to disband some of his men and let his marshal handle the Olvia rebels alone.
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So in the end Xenophon has committed just over 2000 men and his marshal Isaakios to the task of doing his brother’s job…
 
Word has it that Volodar is upset with me.
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His day-to-day disposition towards me remains unchanged, so we can only assume he is unhappy about my war of intervention. Maybe he had hopes of assimilating Bosnia himself?
 
There are around 2000 men flying the Polotsk flag marching through Rama.
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I will let them be for the time being… I am hoping to avoid any major expense, be it gold or blood, in this conflict. The goal is to scare Polotsk into peace with all parties involved.
But, with enemy troops near our borders it is important to be sure no enemy troops are secretly within my realm…
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Miloslav of Orsha, the new Archbishop of Rostov, has come into his position with all the vigor and loyalties capable of a 60 year old hag… But his ignorance of my reputation will not last; we can expect him to be taking the title Whore of Rostov soon enough.
Helene, Countess of Smolenst, is somewhat disloyal.
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Her disposition towards me is continues its steady drop, but for the time being she should be reliable enough to not cause problems- at least during this short war.
Dauid, my own blood, is rather disloyal.
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A quick fatherly gift of 100 gold will hopefully satiate his appetite for rabblerousing.
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The last thing I want is for my own son, close to home, to disrupt my ability to project power against Polotsk.
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But even with bribes my son remains somewhat disloyal.
 
Xenophon’s soldiers have arrived in Olvia.
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The regiment commander, Isaakios, has promised to stomp out all thoughts of rebellion swiftly.
 
It took isaakios only 11 days to squash the Olvia pagan rebellion.
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Xenophon reports he lost 27 men. Rebel losses were reported to be around 150- a good number, for there were only 100 active rebels… Isaakios was wise to retaliate on the populace.
I have sent further instructions to Xenophon regarding his regiment:
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I want Isaakios in Severin. The Principality of Polotsk has vacated Rama and has men marching east through my realm. With Xenophon’s Galaz regiment still active and jubilant following their pagan bashing in Olvia, they may prove to be the best suited fighters for any coming battles.
 
Scouts report a force of about 3500 men marching through Birlad toward Turnu; they fly the Polotsk flag.
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Just over 2000 Polotsk men are heading east in the backcountry of Severin
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It looks as though the enemy is attempting to form up in Turnu.
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Isaaskios is still at sea preparing to disembark in Galaz. He has 2000 men, fewer than either of the Polotsk armies.
I do not want to see the enemy forces unite, so I must act now.
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I am ordering my demesne regiments to mobilize.
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My Turnu regiment, commanded by Nikephoros, and my Belgrade regiment commanded by yours truly, will unit in Severin to support Michael
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Not that I think Michael will need much support; his single Severin regiment outnumbers the two enemy regiments by a safe margin.
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Once we are all gathered in Severin, I will have to plan how to handle the Polotsk regiment currently in Birlad.
 
Nikephoros has arrived in Severin.
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His men have augmented Michael’s force, which will bring the swift cessation of combat in the province.
I am still a day or two from Severin.
 
Great news, Michael has routed the Polotsk regiments in Severin already
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Now we can focus on addressing the regiments nearing Turnu.
Michael and Nikephoros will proceed together to Turnu without me
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When I arrive in Severin I will decide to join them or possibly work to intercept the Polotsk forces fleeing south towards Vidin.
 
My regiment arrived in Severin and we immediately redirected ourselves toward Vidin.
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The Polotsk regiments broken by Michael are retreating to Vidin and I hope to catch and slaughter them like pigs.
The 3000+ strong force in Birlad has been held up by local rebels. It seems the peasants did not realize whose army they engaged!
 
We’ve arrived in Vidin.
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My Belgrade regiment is forming up to take on the disorganized and scattered forces commanded by the chancellor of Polotsk.
 
A bloody waste of time.
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The enemy did not put up a fight, rather they took to the hills and villages. We had to root them out one by one, a tedious task. We lost more men than we ultimately caught- all to ambush and trickery.
I will not let the enemy off that easily though
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We will chase the retreating foe into Nikopolis.
 
New reports indicate an additional 4500 or so Polotsk men are marching south towards the Black Sea.
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But that is not the least of it…
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Some 4000 or so are already on ships passing by Crimea and a vanguard force of just under 2000 are nearing the coast of Serbia
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This turn of events in a bit troubling… I did not expect Polotsk to commit to heartily to the conflict.
 
Michael and Nikephoros have engaged the enemy in Turnu.
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I am hoping the fare well and have time to regroup before they need engage the approaching Polotsk fleet.
 
We’ve caught up with the fugitive Polotsk regiments in Nikopolis.
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They are few and we are many- but they do not seem willing to put up a fight.
 
As expected, the Battle of Nikopolis was a dud.
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The enemy took flight before we were even fully arrayed on the field before them.
Messengers from Turnu report a soon-to-be significant victory there
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The Prince of Polotsk commands the enemy regiment personally… I wish I was there to witness his humiliation.
 
Victory in Turnu.
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The fighting was bland with few casualties. But having defeated the Prince in battle, along with harrying some of his other regiments incessantly, I figure I can make do with an honorable peace.
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I’ve sent an offer of white peace to the Prince of Polotsk.
 
The Prince of Polotsk, while fleeing my forces in Turnu, has responded to my offer of peace.
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The fool declined my offer! I have effortlessly defeated him and his forces in battle but he still has the nerve to decline a fair peace!
 
I’ve taken a day to let my troops rest. This also gave me an opportunity to survey the condition of my realm- notably in Crimea
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Dauid, my son, has granted to title Count of Lower Dniepr to his own son, Leon.
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Leon is a simple boy. He is unmarried and still completing his education! He is rather loyal to me, since his father was unable to hold him as a vassal.
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Unfortunately he takes after his father and holds a dislike of me personally.
 
Anaa Trpimirovic has finished her education.
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She is Midas touched! I have decided to appoint her as my steward.
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She is young, but capable.
 
The Polotsk regiments I was harassing in Vidin and Nikopolis are not through with being defeated
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I was hoping to be done with these fools long ago; but I am stuck combating them instead of joining Michael and Nikephoros in Turnu.
 
We’ve scattered the enemy once again,
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I am done camping out in Nikopolis and have ordered my regiment to march to Turnu.
 
The Countess of Smolensk is rather disloyal
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Unfortunately I cannot afford to pay her off just yet. This extended conflict with Polotsk is wreaking havoc on my treasury. Now I must start worrying about the hidden enemies within my own realm…
I have once again dispatched an offer of white peace to the prince of Polotsk.
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Surely my continued military victories are sign enough that I have won the war?
 
While awaiting reply from Polotsk regarding my peace offer, I have been collecting detailed reports on enemy movements.
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Over 8000 Polotsk men are in Karvuna. Another fleet is delivering more to bolster their ranks soon.
Between Isaakios, Nikephoros, and Michael in Severin I have only 6693 men.
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I am marching to reinforce them with my Belgrade regiment consisting of about 2700 men.
 
A vanguard force has arrived in Turnu.
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1688 men, commanded by an insignificant captain, have engaged my waiting army. I hope that my men will turn the enemy quickly, before it is reinforced from Karvuna.
 
Two instances of bad news:
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The Prince of Polotsk, the fool he is, has declined my fair peace. It also seems that Michael, my chancellor, has taken a wound to the face. Apparently he has had his teeth knocked out! What a fine toothless chancellor he will be…
 
The skirmishing in Turnu lasted only six days.
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The enemy lost 43 men. My army took 16 casualties.
 
At a time when he should be garnering honor and fame, leading troops in battle, Nikephoros has only received scorn…
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Anastaso’s bastard would have been a mighty man if he were legitimate.
 
All of this marching and playing war is taking a toll on me.
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I can feel the virility flee my body with every passing day.  The last few months have felt like years…
 
A main component of the Polotsk army arrived in Turnu today
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For once the enemy may offer up a legitimate battle.
 
I am racing to Turnu as quickly as possible. Reports indicate an additional 3000+ enemy have arrived in Turnu.
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My forces there are now outnumbered. I hope to add my regiment to the battle and force the battle to end to my favor.
 
Poor Michael just can’t get a break.
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I have received word that he took a severe wound in Turnu. May God have mercy and bring him back to health.
 
The Kingdom of Serbia cannot be defeated!
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In the face of superior numbers, my forces have defeated the enemy. Surely The Prince of Polotsk has learned his lesson by now.
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I am dispatching yet another offer of a fair, white peace to the Prince.
 
Just when I though news of peace had arrived, I find that the current urgent message to me was of little consequence:
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The Pope died. Boo hoo.

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #384 on: February 16, 2011, 06:04:58 pm »

I say we take this opportunity to create our own religion, with blackjack, and hookers.
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #385 on: February 16, 2011, 06:33:39 pm »

Man, Polotsk is determined to kick your ass eventually.
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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #386 on: February 16, 2011, 07:16:01 pm »

I say we take this opportunity to create our own religion, with blackjack, and hookers.
In fact forget the religion and blackjack!

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #387 on: February 18, 2011, 06:21:37 pm »

Next update will be a bit. I have it played out (actually a LOT played out), now I just need to write some up but I likely won't get that done this weekend...
Also blame Erkki and Deadmeat1471 for opening my eyes to WitPAE. I've been spending my free time reading the manual instead of writing updates for ckdv...

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #388 on: February 24, 2011, 11:07:30 pm »

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This year has started with a fizzle.
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The Prince of Polotsk has declined my peace proposal, again. Also, my son’s disloyalty is so blatant and open that we are forced to turn to spycraft and political maneuvering to keep one step ahead of him.
The war with Polotsk still rages on
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It has been fought mostly along my own borders, but Satajalka has been relentless in his deployment of armies.
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But I have not lived 54 years and ruled as a King of the greatest Orthodox Kingdom in the world just to fall to some pissy Prince.
I will hold my lines and fatigue the people of Polotsk into demanding peace from their Prince.
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Just today I arrived in Turnu to reinforce the province against 2500 enemy soldiers.
Polotsk has additional regiments of 3300, 1300, 1600, and 3000 men just across the river. At the moment none appear to be marching on Turnu… yet.
 
Michael has improved his martial skills significantly
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I am happy to know my diplomatic chancellor also understands the value of a sword.
 
We’ve scored another victory against Polotsk.
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Considering the number of men fighting, the casualties were on the lighter side. But every victory gained can only help to bring peace sooner. My 8500 men cannot stand long against Polotsk’s armies, if they were to unite.
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With this last victory, hopefully Satajalka will accept a peace.
 
Four days is all it took for the Prince to respond to my peace offer.
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My patience grows thin… but so does my credit. I cannot afford to finance to prolonged war, especially with disloyal vassals abound.
 
We’ve taken to the field once more.
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Luckily it seems the generals of Polotsk have no true understanding of field combat, they continue to send their regiments piecemeal to the slaughter.
 
Things are looking to be better
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We’ve routed the enemy from Turnu, again. More importantly though: It appears that the Polotsk regiments are pulling away from my demesne.
Perhaps the Prince will finally yield to reason
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Surely he will accept peace now, with his armies retreating and no victories on the field.
 
Anna, my steward and daughter of Trpimir, son of Theodote and Rad, is having some sort of a tiff with another member of the court.
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She came to me for advice, but I have been entirely too busy waging war on the fields of Turnu to address the issue.
 
The Prince of Polotsk, once again, has declined peace.
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Even with his armies withdrawing east, towards the Black Sea, he perpetuates this war.
I have a good 8500 men still organized in Turnu… but with the immediate threat marching away, I will disband the regiments
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My treasury needs time to recover.
 
Michael informs me that Dauid, Helene, and the new Whore of Rostov are all in need of ‘gifts’.
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Anna informs me that I have no means of providing any such ‘gifts’ for at least another four months, and even then it will be time before I’ll have the funds to deliver a bribe of substance to have any effect.
 
Pelagia, sister of Helene, is still without child.
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My elaborate plan to spawn a male heir to Smolensk and ‘eliminate’ Helene has yet to show any signs of success.
 
Anna came to me with great news!
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She feels that, despite the war, my lands are prosperous enough to yield some emergency taxes! Given the times –this is a war after all- I have instructed her to make them harsh taxes. We need to recoup our losses and bring vassals back under control.
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And in one swift move, Serbia has the spending power equivalent to four and a half years of income. Excellent.
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Helene, as usual, requires a bribe
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I instructed a larger than normal payment to be delivered,
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I need her loyalty to last at least until this war with Polotsk is over.
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The Whore of Rostov, hungry for gold, is also 61 years old. And sick. I will gamble that the scum will die soon and then I will deal with his replacement, rather than wasting any gifts on him now.
Dauid is very disloyal…
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I am sick of bribing my own son, though. The brat can rot.
News of my windfall will surely reach Polotsk soon. The Prince has to accept a peace with me now, knowing that I have the means to continue warring for years to come.
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To think, I entered this conflict for a friend- thinking it would last a couple months at the most with no real battles fought…
 
Satajalka, Prince of Polotsk, has declined my offer for peace.
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I am without words.
 
Scouts report a 3000 strong Polotsk regiment in Birlad
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Other enemy regiments have been spotted traveling north, but this one seems to be holding steady near my border.
 
Michael, my chancellor and trusted advisor, has died.
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It seems the wounds he took in battle while bringing glory to his name have expedited his life. He served me well, his mother would have been proud. With some shame I admit I wish he was my true son instead of my step-son. The church took some coercing to give him the services he deserves- they feel he was corrupted in my shadow and without piety.
I have appointed Trpimir, my step-sister’s and Rad’s son, as chancellor.
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His family will have a strong presence in my court, considering his daughter is my steward and his son is my spy master… But that is no surprise; Rad was a very capable man.
 
Polotsk’s forces are on the move
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Nearly 3000 men are approaching my border from the north. I will ready troops in Belgrade and marsh east to meet the enemy in Severin
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I will not tolerate Satajalka’s idiocy any longer. On the bright side, I will be able to destroy him in battle personally, for he leads the enemy regiment.
 
My 3300 men have arrived in Severin
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We are arraying ourselves on the field of battle, ready to take on Polotsk’s 2800 cowards.
 
I use the term coward as an insult most of the time, but it seems that the men of Polotsk truly are cowards.
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They have fled from battle- I will disband my regiment until needed again.
 
Simeon, Prince of Ryazan, has proposed a marriage between his marshal son, Vladimir Rurikovich, and my steward, daughter of Chancellor Trpimir.
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Anna is young and does not deserve to be held up, single, in my court. I accept the offer.
But it is not a complete loss for me; Trpimir has informed me that his wife, Klaudija, is potentially even more skilled as a steward than his daughter was!
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My court remains complete! I will also give Klaudija her first major task as steward.
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She will collect the next bribe installment for Helene, countess of Smolensk.
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With Helene extremely loyal (for now) I am much more comfortable. This war with Polotsk is entirely out of control.
 
A new Pope:
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Ho-hum.
 
One of Eudoxia’s sons in of age to be educated
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Poor boy has a messed up family- I’ll send him to the army, maybe he can make something of himself on the field of battle.
 
That Prince just doesn’t know when to quit!
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Satajalka has sent another 3000 or so men towards Turnu.
 
Anastaso and Gagik’s daughter Natalija has finished her education
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She became a fortune builder.
 
Mercenaries have offered their services to me
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A number of Turks are eager to take a purse and fight against Polotsk. I am far from eager to trust Turks, even with a couple thousand Polotsk barbarians marching through Turnu
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I have capable regiments of my own that I can use to dispatch of this newest threat. What worries me are my own vassals. If I commit to readily against Polotsk, I risk leaving myself open to a rebellious vassal.
Leon, my grandson, is very disloyal
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He is young and stupid (like his father). I fully expect him to make poor decisions.
Dauid is extremely disloyal
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He is just stupid, no excuse of youth. They are both ruling near my core domain. I cannot rely on them to march for me, but I also cannot rely on them to not march against me should I send my own troops away from home.
I worry that Dauid is all too aware of his brother’s position ahead of him in the line of inheritance. I imagine he may very well try to split from the Kingdom to rule on his own- he is friends with his brother, so Xenophon may very well be fine with that… Spineless children.
 
I’ve ordered Nikephoros to engage the Polotsk army in Severin
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We can’t have them think they can march unhindered through my lands for too long!
 
Nikephoros gave a great battle to the enemy!
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For once the men of Polotsk did not turn tail and flee. Losses numbered high for both sides, but Nikephoros made off well. An honorable victory. I will instruct him to give chase to the retreating enemy and continue to harry them.
 
Nikephoros caught up with the retreating Polotsk forces in Nikopolis
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I do not suspect the enemy will stand and fight like they did the last time.
 
Leszek Orosur, new child Duke of Moravia, wishes to continue the alliance between our states
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Moravia, while relatively small, is a good ally given their north west location relative to my Kingdom.
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I can easily project my power and defenses in other areas, so to be allied with a central inland state will potentially save me on the extreme costs of inland marching attrition should I ever war a state in that area. I accept.
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I also doubt I can be too picky about my alliances, given my rather bad reputation.
 
Nikephoros has been harassing the enemy for a month now
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He just caught them in Vidin. Hopefully he will be able to cut off their retreat eventually and destroy them.
 
While the Polotsk regiments may have fled like normal, at least I am comforted to know that Nikephoros managed to catch some of them
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Eight dead Polotsk horsemen are better than no dead Polotsk horsemen!
Despite the kills, I will disband Nikephoros’ regiment - running around the countryside chasing cowards is not worth the cost of supporting my troops.

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Re: Let's Play Crusader Kings Deus Vult
« Reply #389 on: February 24, 2011, 11:25:13 pm »

Man, they just don't give up. You might have to go on the offensive if you want peace.
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