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Author Topic: Backward Freak Wife  (Read 3457 times)

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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 08:41:21 pm »

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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 10:26:22 pm »

Oddom Pillarring the backward freak wife likes microcline, rose gold, tigermen for their stripes, of course and reverse cowgirl.  She absolutely detests bees.
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 11:19:35 pm »

Given that she's the backward freak wife, shouldn't that be reverse cowgirl?

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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2011, 12:20:19 am »

I wonder if she was active queen, and you fulfilled the requirements for royalty, if you;d get a friendly backward freak to tear apart invaders.
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2011, 02:11:03 am »

I don't think that would happen; When night creatures take a spouse they kidnap them and drag them back to their lair, where they stay. The new spouse immediately becomes an enemy of their former civ, so she would have immediately been removed from power, and therefore your king/queen is probably a dwarf, and possibly a human, elf, goblin, etc... but not a night creature.

You could check of course in the civs menu.
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2011, 06:31:38 am »

When I hear the world 'Backward Freak' I imagine a pale, emaciated type creature who crawls along the ground upside-down on all fours, like a spider.

Four legged spiders huh?...  :P
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2011, 10:30:58 am »

When I hear the world 'Backward Freak' I imagine a pale, emaciated type creature who crawls along the ground upside-down on all fours, like a spider.

Four legged spiders huh?...  :P

Probably more like a human.

Sounds like something Silent Hill to me.
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2011, 11:14:00 am »

I only have an outpost liason. I'm pretty sure my civ is dead or dying. The last caravan had a pathetic amount of stuff, barely any of what I asked for.
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Re: Backward Freak Wife
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2011, 11:52:48 am »

I imagine it as a creature whose hands and feet are attached backwards to arms and legs, while the head faces also backwards.

Such creatures are impossible to track (the pursuers always go the wrong direction), and is notoriously difficult to backstab. However, they suffer from high accident rates, being unable to see where they are going.
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.
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