Introduce everybody to your two new selves, then ask Sniper Snipers gender.
You already know Sniper's gender, I'm just not telling you.
You go to your computer and notice that the internet is working again somehow. The restorer of the internet seems to be someone by the name of Toady One. The name seems familiar to you, but you can't quite remember where you saw it. You know you saw it sometime around the raw editing which you can no longer perform, but just where did you see it?!
Your confusion infuriates you, so you hand it off to your good twitriplet who then proceeds to mess with the elevator you installed in your confusion. He goes to every floor thrice, then does a double take of something that isn't there. Your evil twitriplet laughs in amusement in his hospital bed.
Burlap Potato Sack Man outfit - ugly, very poor quality
Bizarre casual clothes - low quality, weird looking
Winter clothes - super quality, good looking
The Champion - level 50
Levitation - stage 50
You can lift 5000 tons of weight easily.
Orbit Defense - stage 50
You have several orbit rings around you that can easily block against conventional weapons
Force Blast - stage 50
You can send an extremely powerful stable blast of energy in several directions
If used properly, most any building will be decimated
Force Tap - stage 50
You can send an extremely powerful piercing force in several directions
Barrage can create a wall of destructive power
Mind Read - stage 50
You can read every mind within 500 miles of you and process the information
You can easily read the very depths of one's mind
Telepathy - stage 50
You can communicate with any individual within 500 miles of you
Mind's Eye - stage 50
You can see up to 170 miles away
Envelop - stage 50
You can cover your entire body in energy
You can convert the energy directly into power
Shell - stage 50
You can use shell freely, but pure power cannot be shelled yet
Teleportation - stage 50
You can move 1000 miles instantly, can be used rapidly for 1.7 seconds
Quick Step - stage 50
You can move at 800mph, can somewhat control maximum speed
Blade - stage 50
You can create a powerful sword with your energy
The blade can take any shape you want it to
Stamp - stage 50
You can use Quick Step and Envelop to increase the power of any non-weapon attack
You can make craters with your arms or legs, patterns appear on your body when used
Acupuncture - stage 50
You can channel energy into another body to heal or damage quickly
You can break someone in half, or remove all wounds, people still stay uncomfortable after the treatment is done
Spiral Palm - stage 50
You can send a powerful compact spiral blast of energy through palm strikes
Can bring down a building in 1 strike
Hammer - stage 50
A powerful blast of energy that can be used in all directions, but can only be fired in one direction at a time
The hammer is easily sustainable for several minutes in short distances, weak long distance
Dragon's Fury - stage 50
Sends Onyx into fury state against any targeted enemies
Can bring down a city in 5 shots
All skills are maxed out at 100. After reaching 100 you can evolve the skills, like in UNDERGROUND!! this essentially resets the skills entirely, but if you max out an evolved skill then Random.org will never be used in determining the outcome of an action that uses that skill ever again. Evolved skills are maxed at level 10.
Science:
robotics - 45
chemistry - 35
biology - 35
programming - 45
physics - 40
Construction:
carpentry - 35
masonry - 35
carving - 35
robotics - 45
Crafting:
weapons - 40
clothing - 35
hats - 35
masks - 35
cooking - 35
Special:
Survival - 50
Dragon Trainer - 50
Dragon Master - 50
Animal husbandry - 100 ==> Animal master
Development
Horns - stage 50
Teeth - stage 50
Wings - stage 50
Tail - stage 50
Scales - stage 50
Size - stage 50
Bones - stage 50
Muscles - stage 50
Brain - stage 50
Speed - stage 50
Power - stage 50
Digestive system - stage 50
Class
Primal Dragon
Status
Well fed
Not thirsty
Tame
Calm
Bite - stage 50
Hunt - stage 50
Scratch - stage 50
Tail Smash - stage 50
Strike - stage 50
Speed Strike - stage 50
Extremely Horrible quality robotic heart
Above Standard helperbot
Above Standard security System
Ol' Unfaithful basic custom model
Plank basic custom model
Mysterious ultimate robot model
Advanced chef bot model
Best quality server bot model
Housekeeping Bot - Bill
Warmech - unnamed
Ol' Unfaithful Gamma v1.0
Plank Gamma v1.0
Serverbot best quality
Chefbot advanced quality
Fridgebot
Housekeeper bot - Bill x10
Warmech Alpha v1.0
Well fed
Very hydrated
Not monitored
Toned
Extremely Fit
Disgruntled
Melancholy
Neutral - 5
Justice - 0
Anti-Justice - 0