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SnowWhite

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« on: November 02, 2006, 12:07:00 am »
Q: Why do dwarves stand around admiring their fine doors?
A: Because they drink too much to find and admire their fine beds!

Please post your funniest DF joke.

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quot;...we literally tore a hole in the mountain, and slept in the mud for THREE YEARS while we waited for these tower caps to grow, and you come dancing in here, clutching your grass and berries like you''re Armok''s Sodding Gift To Dwarves, and tell us

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 03:52:00 am »
Tantrum?

Darn near killed 'im!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 05:13:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by SnowWhite:
Please post your funniest DF joke.

ELEFANTS IN YUO FORT, KILLIN' YA DORFS!!1!


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"Have all the steel you want!", says Toady, "It won't save your ass this time!"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 08:50:00 am »
Q:why those bastardly strong demons are so powerfull?
A:Because they are all Chuck Norris children
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