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Author Topic: Okay, elfs. We'll just be over here. Starving...  (Read 1087 times)

NewSheoth

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Re: Okay, elfs. We'll just be over here. Starving...
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2011, 11:07:22 am »

That's why I prefer building depots inside my fortress, behind my defense lines. Allows for quick and easy depot sealing.
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" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
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Sphalerite

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Re: Okay, elfs. We'll just be over here. Starving...
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2011, 11:34:41 am »

Dorfs: Okay, elves!  We'll be over here, breathing.  You will not be breathing, because your lungs are full of water.  Your lungs are full of water because Urist pulled the drowning trap lever!

Elves: Glub!

Dorfs: When you are done not breathing water, we will take all your stuff.  Then we will not starve!

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