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[Gamli]

I would just like to say that it is very funny to see kittens attacking a skeletal yeti.
It's particularly amusing when the kittens win and destroy the undead yeti with nothing more than a series of scratches.

I'm having trouble visualizing this, perhaps someone can help me?

"The skeletal yeti collides with the stray kitten!"

[billybobfred]

The kitten jumps on the skeletal yeti and noms the bones cutely. The yeti dies of diabetes.

[ArKFallen]

Kitten noms the Skeletal Yeti's lower left leg, breaking the bone!
The Skeletal Yeti falls over!
The Skeletal Yeti misses the Kitten!
Kitten nudges the Skeletal Yeti's head, fracturing the skull and bruising the upper spine!
The Skeletal Yeti counterattacks!
The Skeletal Yeti hits the Kitten in the upper body, cutting the skin!
Kitten scratches the Skeletal Yeti's upper body, the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Skeletal Yeti has fallen!

That's what I'm seeing...

[malimbar04]

If you scratch the same place often enough, it would cut through the bone. I'm imagining a very patient kitten playfully scratching the same place so often that it just wears straight through. The skeleton doesn't notice until it just falls over.

Kitten 1, skeletal yeti 0

[Dr.House]

If you scratch the same place often enough, it would cut through the bone. I'm imagining a very patient kitten playfully scratching the same place so often that it just wears straight through. The skeleton doesn't notice until it just falls over.

Kitten 1, skeletal yeti 0

Not unheard of, in avd. mode, if you pinch someone in the neck hard enough, there head flys off, so

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, and undead sometimes poof when hit enough.