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Rhaken

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2011, 10:41:35 am »

Rhaken has been content lately. He had an excruciating string of exams recently. He admired a truly sublime concert recently. He has slept uneasily due to college recently. He is looking forward to the trip of a lifetime.

He is a devout worshipper of the Metal Gods.

He is a citizen of Portugal. He is a member of Almada.

He is nineteen years old, born on the 25th of Malachite 1991.

His dark brown hair is thin. His growing beard is messy. He is slim, with broad shoulders. His hands and feet are huge.

He is strong and quite agile, but has meager recuperative ability.

Rhaken likes martial arts, longswords, computers, books, large dogs, Dwarf Fortress for its complexity and thrash metal for its aggressiveness. When possible he prefers to consume steak, tuna and stuffed squid. He absolutely detests slugs.

He has good intellect, excellent memory, decent empathy and good analytical ability, but has meager kinesthetic sense, low social awareness and bad eyesight.

He enjoys helping others. He is fond of teaching. He is loud. He hates being forced to do anything. He clenches his fists when annoyed. He facedesks when extremely frustrated. He needs music to get through the working day.

A medium-sized creature prone to fits of headbanging.
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Of course, he may have simply crushed the forgotten beasts with his massive testicles.

Forget a spouse, he needs a full time gonad wrangler.

Assassinfox

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2011, 02:27:26 pm »

When possible he likes to consume beer, menthole cigarettes, and cigars.

Other people smoke menthol?!  :o

proxn_punkd

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2011, 03:27:00 pm »

The Proxian has been quite content lately. She enjoyed an excellent lunch lately. She has slept uneasily due to noise lately. She has interacted with people on the Internet recently. She has been satisfied at school lately.

She is a dubious worshipper of Kanako Yasaka. She is a faithful worshipper of The Wise One. She is romantically attracted to Parsee Mizuhashi. She is the oldest daughter of (redacted) and (redacted), and has two siblings, (redacted) and (redacted).

She is a citizen of the United States. She is a member of (college redacted).

She is twenty-two years old, born on the 29th of Obsidian.

She is pudgy, with great big... tracts of land. Her red hair is uneven and often unkempt, and her brown eyes seem to vary in tone under different light sources. She is slightly prone to BO, but tries her best to control it.

She is indefatigable and not prone to illness, but weak and ill-coordinated.

She has good empathy, some musical and artistic talent, and excellent memory for random trivia, but poor social awareness and a terrible work ethic.

She likes learning new things, listening to music, playing games, Dwarf Fortress for its reprehensible consequences, Golden Sun for its shiny graphics, and Touhous for their adorable psychoses. When possible, she likes to consume kale chips, cilantro, cheese, and anything flavored with garlic. She absolutely detests mushy cooked vegetables.

She enjoys helping others. She hates having her activities interrupted. She is gullible. When upset, she starts to scream, cry, and blame others. When she has a new interest, she will obsess over it. She likes being outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.

A medium-sized creature prone to shoddy cosplays.
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LilGunmanX

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2011, 04:57:38 pm »

'Donpatrick' [there is a correct dorf name for this, but I don't remember what,] "'Donpatrick' Paddleseals", expedition leader

Donpatrick has been quite content lately. He enjoyed the snowfall recently. He had an excellent snack lately. He spent time on the internet recently. He was accosted by parents recently. He was accosted by parents lately. He admired a fine statue of an anime girl lately. He was comforted by a pet recently.
He is 19 years old, born on the 21st Sandstone of the year 1991.
He has a slightly taller than average body. He is slender. His wavy hair is somewhat curly. His medium-length hair is auburn. His green and gold eyes are vibrant. His wide-bridged nose is somewhat long. His ears are fuse-lobed. He has fairly high cheekbones. His pale skin is peach.
He is strong, very agile, rarely sick and quite durable, but he is truly quick to tire.
He is a zealous worshipper of Mithaniel Marr the Truthbringer.
'Donpatrick' Paddleseals likes cobalt, gold, iron, shields, obsidian, the colors blue and red, jackets, statues, computers, anime and cosplay, the months Moonstone, Opal and Obsidian, justice, manta rays for their majesty, giant olms for their gills, bugbats for their freakish insect heads and anime girls for their moeblobbiness. When possible he prefers to consume sushi, linguine, red bull and hershey bars, or beer. He absolutely detests Scott Pilgrims.
He has a boundless creative imagination, an astonishing ability with languages and words, a great deal of patience, a sharp intellect, and a natural ability with music, but he has quite poor focus, no mathematical talent whatsoever, and absolutely no work ethic.
He is confident. He lives life at a leisurely pace. He is immodest. He is somewhat organized. He is completely lacking in self-discipline. He moderates his consumption of alcohol. He is very honest and forefront in his dealings with others, and values honesty very highly. He is very ambitious and teaches others to be so. He loses his patience with people when annoyed. He yells in rage when angry.

A medium-sized creature prone to bouts of great, often unfulfilled, genius.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2011, 05:09:20 pm by LilGunmanX »
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Eoganachta

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2011, 08:56:45 pm »

Eoganachta has been ecstatic lately. He had a great meal recently. He drank himself under the table recently. He admired a beautiful domesticated animal recently. He read a great book recently. He practiced archery recently. He was disappointed that no Elf was in front of the target. He posted on the Bay12 Dwarf Fortress Forum recently.
He is an Epicurean and an Atheist.
He is a citizen of New Zealand.
Eoganachta likes science, gold for its chemical properties, obsidian for its violent origins, marble for its architectural beauty, graphite for its low ignition point and incapable to change states from a solid to a liquid, the colour black for its coolness, cats for their vermin-fetching skills, Dwarven computer !!Games!!, Toads for their cunning, and Bay12s and Dwarf Fortresses for their epicness. When possible he prefers to consume wheat beer, cider,  RAmen, mild butter chicken curry, animal meat and sugar, and the world’s most socially acceptable drug [DRUG_ADDICTION:COFFEE]. He absolutely detests closed-minded, irrational bigots, those who declare superiority over him without presenting evidence to their argument, supernatural dogma that has no scientific evidence or credibility supporting it, and whiny American accents.
He is 17 years old and is enjoying long sleep-ins between High School years.
He is an Epicurean and an Atheist.
He is strong, but slow to heal.
He has long blond hair. He is tall but wide. His skin is very pale. His eyes are sky-blue. His beard is stubby and underdeveloped but hopeful.
He has great cognitive abilities and is a rational debater. He has a poor memory for people but has a great recall for empirical data and theory, he has a poor kinaesthetic sense, great focus and an interesting creativity, but is lethargic and has little willpower to achieve basic responsibilities required of him by both his parents and comrades. He has a great sense of empathy towards honest people but is unable care about hypocrites due to a lack of patience with Humanity’s inherit failings. He is not very social with those he considers uninteresting and mediocre. He enjoys temperate climates. He becomes passionate in debate but does not become emotionally attached to any particular position and will change his mind if empirical evidence suggests that he is wrong.
He needs coffee to get through the day and is working slower due to a developing tolerance of the drug.
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SimRobert2001

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2011, 10:05:17 pm »

SimRobert2001 has been content, lately.  He was saddened by the lossof his job recently, he was excited by the prostpect of being hired recently.  He was annoyed by the state of his resume, recently.  He was excited at playing warhammer fantasy lately.  He was amused at the way hsi military squished a civilian dwarf, recently.  He was excited to write, recently.

He is single,  He follows the greek gods by taking bits of religion from around the world. 

He is a citizen of the untied states. 

he looks like this http://www.facebook.com/?ref=hp#!/profile.php?id=1763113862 He is too lazy to type out his own description.

SimRobert2001 likes kicking ass.  Simrobert2001 is all out of bubblegum.  SimRobert2001 likes video games. He loves root beer.  SimRobert2001 is fascinated with history.  He really never has much to say.
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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2011, 01:52:22 am »

When possible he likes to consume beer, menthole cigarettes, and cigars.

Other people smoke menthol?!  :o

They're all minty and nice.
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Davie

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2011, 04:02:11 am »

Davie, King of Explodia has been quite content lately.  He slept in a good bedroom recently.  He enjoyed the company of a pet.  He has been inefficient due to a lack of sleep.  He has been satisfied with his job lately.

He is a casual worshiper of the God-Emperor of Mankind.

He is a citizen of the City of Hipsters.  He is a member of the States of Uniting.

He is seventeen years old, born on the 23rd of Malachite in the year 1993.

He has a tall body with almost no fat on it.  His spastic hair is short.  His long sideburns are neatly combed.  His beard is sadly clean-shaven.  His somewhat long nose is somewhat hooked.  His head is somewhat narrow.  His hair is brown.  His skin is pale. 

He is tough, but quick to tire and susceptible to disease.

Davie likes graphite, black ink, cow leather boots, and cats for their villainous nature.  When possible, he prefers to consume Kobe beef, coffee, and Jamaican rum.  He absolutely detests fundamentalists. 

He has good focus, very good creativity, and good spatial sense, but has poor short-term memory, poor conversation skills, and an atrocious love of procrastination.

He believes it's better to listen than to talk.  He appreciates function over form.  He is put off by authority and tradition.  He is occasionally unsatisfied with his own efforts.  He tends to avoid eye contact when making conversation.  He needs lattes and music to get through the working day.

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 04:06:58 am by Davie »
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SimRobert2001

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2011, 06:21:49 pm »


He is a casual worshiper of the God-Emperor of Mankind.



Flipping awesome.

Dark eldar are better, though.
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Canalan

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2011, 10:00:40 pm »

Canalan has been quite content lately.  He has made a satisfying acquisition lately.  He slept in a good bedroom recently.  He enjoyed the company of a pet.  He was woken by noise lately.  He was satisfied at having a mandate deadline met.  He has been satisfied at school lately.  He has plagarized Davie lately.

He is a fanatical worshipper of Steve Perry.  He is a faithful worshipper of the 80s.

He is a citizen of the Deserts of Saguaro.  He is a member of the States of Uniting.

He is sixteen years old, born on the 9th of Slate in the year 1994.

He has a tall body with almost no fat on it.  His hair is short.  His sideburns are neatly trimmed.  His beard is short.  His head is somewhat oval.  His hair is brown.  His skin is tanned. 

He is resistant to disease, strong, and tough, but quick to tire.

Canalan likes Doom, dwarves, firearms, and cats for their odd behavior.  When possible, he prefers to consume Ramen noodles, milk, and pizza.  He absolutely detests cockroaches.

He has good aim, good creativity, and good spatial sense, but has poor short-term memory, sub-par conversation skills, and a crippling habit of procrastination.

He knows it's better to listen than to talk.  He appreciates function and form.  He is a believer in tradition.  He makes eye contact when making conversation.  He cracks his knuckles when he is nervous.  He needs dwarves and pizza to get through the day.  He is suffering from enjoying cave adaptation.

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.

NewsMuffin

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« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2011, 01:15:06 am »

NewsMuffin has been content lately. He has taken joy in modeling recently. His spirits have been lifted by cold and snowfall lately. He has been depressed by school recently. He has been drained by exams.
He is a casual worshiper of Gork. He is a dubious worshiper of Mork.
He is a citizen of the Land of Mary. He is a member of the Scimitar Town (Brownie points for figuring that out).
He is one of the first of his kind (hurr hurr).
NewsMuffin is slightly short, with medium length brown hair. He has only a little fat. His skin is pale, and he has no beard, and a fledgling mustache.
He is slightly slow, quick to tire, slightly weak, resistant to diseases, and very intelligent.
NewsMuffin likes war for it's glory, modeling, reading, dogs for their eyes, and he prefers to consume pizza and Mountain Dew when possible.
He has above average imagination, excellent memory, and good ears, but he is anti-social, and has a bad case of procrastination.
He doesn't talk at all. Ever. He sees things for their function, not their fashion. He has no preference for tradition or rebellion. He has a hard time making eye contact. He crakcs his knuckles. All the time. He needs milk to get through the (non) working day.
He is suffering from a slight case of cave adaption.
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