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Author Topic: Sandal Our Lives for John  (Read 935 times)

Calhoun

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Sandal Our Lives for John
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:33:39 pm »
Me and Korbac have created this amazing (horrible) work of literary genius (idiocy) in the DFC steam chat, and would now like to share it with you, the Bay12 community.

(It clocks in at just under 1,500 words.)
http://pastebin.com/QQgDvZMS

Feel free to praise this great masterpiece.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2011, 10:46:18 pm by Calhoun »
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: Sandal Our Lives for John
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 08:32:23 am »
But where is... the Soft Drink Mistress?
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Quote from: sonerohi on October 03, 2010, 05:04:38 pm
Lol scratch that I'm building a marijuana factory.

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Re: Sandal Our Lives for John
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 01:48:35 pm »
Awesome Calhoun!  :D Simply awesome. Fancy another go later? :)
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