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[Qinetix]

Just image if Genesis mod was used 

Juuust image ( yes im talking about genitals)

[TheJackal]

I'm still in the embark screen, what should i name my 1 lucky guy?  I'm going to make this play through one of those last remaining dwarfs on the planet, and they will have to repopulate all by themselves;  if anything looking like dwarfs come they are infected and must be destroyed in a new way everytime

So names please

btw my fortress name will involve balls... but how to word it?

He's only lucky if he's heteronormative, which you assume. Bigot.
Maybe he's just a fabulous dorf, hmm? But go on, insult him by assuming he's into bearded bosoms and tiny dwarf highheels and chainmail stockings. When he splits your skull with his Gucci battleaxe(while looking fabulous in those Prada high boots) maybe you'll have time to repent.

Maybe.



P.S. When will Toady simulate more complex relationships? Surely you fellows want hot lesbo dorf action.

[Umi]

I'm still in the embark screen, what should i name my 1 lucky guy?  I'm going to make this play through one of those last remaining dwarfs on the planet, and they will have to repopulate all by themselves;  if anything looking like dwarfs come they are infected and must be destroyed in a new way everytime

So names please

btw my fortress name will involve balls... but how to word it?

He's only lucky if he's heteronormative, which you assume. Bigot.
Maybe he's just a fabulous dorf, hmm? But go on, insult him by assuming he's into bearded bosoms and tiny dwarf highheels and chainmail stockings. When he splits your skull with his Gucci battleaxe(while looking fabulous in those Prada high boots) maybe you'll have time to repent.

Maybe.



P.S. When will Toady simulate more complex relationships? Surely you fellows want hot lesbo dorf action.

I know it isn't how you meant it, but you just gave me some pretty horrible mental images of 2girls1cup, but with beards...

[Eric Blank]

I know it isn't how you meant it, but you just gave me some pretty horrible mental images of 2girls1cup, but with beards...

Oh dear armok why did you tell us!?

That would explain why these clearly ultrafeminist women allowed him to tag along, however.

In all seriousness though dwarven culture as we almost always present it and how the game presents it in a couple ways does not permit for the ideals of what is feminine to us, it's more like everyone is equally masculine, and very masculine. Sexuality, and indeed emotions such as love, seem kinda repressed since marriage is so rare, and it may actually be a very strict puritan setting when it's been fully fleshed out, which indeed would make adultery come with a long prison sentence or even a beating for those few who commit it.

[Sutremaine]

They are so masculine that they have no notion of femininity and are therefore happy to run around in skirts. ...Or maybe they have no concept of masculinity and are happy to run around in trousers. After all, it's the players and not the dwarves who keep phrasing things in terms of Western human norms.

[Inkster]

Also: 1 to 6 ratio? Name the dwarf "Keitaro." It's not like Keitaro ever got with anyone but Naru anyway, so the name is totally fitting. Your girl dwarves should be Naru, Motoko, Kitsune, Su, Shinobu and Mutsumi.

This was my first idea upon reading the title of the thread. Good show.

[Maklak]

My first thought was "make his highest skill liar. After all he did get on that expedition... somehow".

[Jessoftherocks]

Just a thought, What would happen if you change the Pop cap to just your embarkers and try to build the fortress just from the offspring of that one male heheheh  Just a thought , I don't know if dwarfs are monogamous or complete sluts he he eeh

[Rex_Nex]

That would be extremely boring. I dont like 0 pop cap games, do you know how long it takes for your fort to become anything other then a festering hall of babies and children?