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Author Topic: Processing Goblins  (Read 1711 times)

CapnUrist

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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 08:18:39 pm »

Especially if your sheriff is a human tree hybrid with some serious issues.  :)

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Diakron

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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2011, 10:40:06 pm »

WILL THE GOBLIN ARMIES BE ABLE TO SLAY THE MIGHTY DRAGON?!

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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 11:10:48 pm »

Especially if your sheriff is a human tree hybrid with some serious issues.  :)

Screw pitting or training or arenas. Do !!science!! on them.
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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 11:16:33 pm »

only pit non thief gobs.  thieves/snatchers can break free of the handlers.
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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 11:20:07 pm »

I've made it a habit to build cage traps at the one entrance to my animal stockpile, and when actually moving gobbos, to station a squad of archers to shoot out escaping prisoners' kneecaps before they get re-caged.
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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 10:48:11 am »

Oh, almost forgot. Leave their socks on.
Why? :o
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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 11:15:52 am »

Oh, almost forgot. Leave their socks on.
Why? :o

Because having just socks on looks funnier than bare naked.
Having just socks on is silly. Goblins don't want to be silly.

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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 03:42:30 pm »

If you still have all creature raws edited to make them tamable like I do, tame him. Teach him about civilization. Educate him. Then, as he starts to fit in at parties, elect him mayor and kill him like you would any other mayor.
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Re: Processing Goblins
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2011, 05:19:26 pm »

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