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[NobodyPro]

Sign up now and get a 'dwarf' named after you, the fight begins on the 8th!

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Disclaimer:
May contain violence, gore, jetpacks, coarse language, traces of nuts, explosions, adult themes, goblins but no ghosts, dairy products, claustraphobic feelings, impossible kills, tall dwarves and/or death. Cortex Command is not for everyone, please consult your doctor before use.
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Post edited to be less annoying elven. Wait... Why aren't they changing?

[Julius Clonkus]

Cortex Command? Dwarf Fortress? What now?

I'm confused. What exactly is this going to be?

[JoshBrickstien]

Dwarftex Command?

[fatherjimbo]

I can't read that font...someone translate?

[BackgroundGuy]

Translation for those who can't read annoying elven cursive:
Image One:
"On one sleepy summer morning, the guards watched as a group of strange siege engines appeared on the horizon.  Hours passed without any further movement.  The attack began at dawn..."
Image Two:
"As stone objects began to fall from the sky, the brave militia commander rallied the troops..."
Image Three:
"So began the story of DWARF COMMAND

[Ibid Straydrink]

So...is this a pre-made fortress survival scenario? Or just a game without ghosts?

[NobodyPro]

I can't read that font...someone translate?

Just background that is unimportant, all you need to know is that there are dwarves (guys with beards sprited on) defending themselves against goblins (guys with green skin sprited on) that are falling from the sky.

This will be very brief but I'll do my best to make it interesting and not use Chrishands.ttf ever again.

[fatherjimbo]

Just background that is unimportant

I like background information. This is a very creative community.

Sounds interesting...I'll stay tuned.

[Burnt Pies]

Angry Steve signs up for Fortress Defence duty!

[NobodyPro]

Angry Steve signs up for Fortress Defence duty!

As the first applicant, you get the character of Angry Steve, the cigar chompin', curb stompin', badass militia commander. He weilds a strange device that shoots small metal balls at high velocity, something countless inventors have been attempting for many years. He just found it on the ground.

[TALLPANZER]

Ammo Dwarf here. Ready to fight an endless battle against incoming green skins as we try to buy time for the six mountain homes under our protection. I will load the ammo stocks for our three catapults and fix said catapults should the need arise. Leftenant BlackHat, Ammo Dwarf.

[NewsMuffin]

Morale Officer Brudski here, ready to dispense morale and justice through the end of my weapons.

[Julius Clonkus]

I'll just sign up, knowing full well that my guy will be reduced to a fine red paste anyway.

Tosid Delertekkud signing up. He has (hopefully) mastered the art of pick-fu (and many other digging tools in general).

[The Scout]

You realise this is cortex command. I don't think you can use melee weapons. Also NobodyPro, doing two things(That I know of) Is bad for morale.
Edit:In the same damn section too. The other is right below it. I wanna join too. Something that sets people on fire would be nice.

[Julius Clonkus]

You realise this is cortex command. I don't think you can use melee weapons. Also NobodyPro, doing two things(That I know of) Is bad for morale.
Edit:In the same damn section too. The other is right below it. I wanna join too. Something that sets people on fire would be nice.

I know there are no actual melee weapons, but I like to abuse the digging tools so very very much. It's bloody hilarious to divebomb into a clone with a heavy digger.