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[iyaerP]

I am only disappointed that nowhere do I see that line
"Put 'em in the bed with the baron's daughter".

Well we ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles
This earlie in our fortress.

[Max White]

Then get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
This earlie in our fortress.

[iyaerP]

Then get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
This earlie in our fortress.

But what do we do with the ca-ged kobold?
What do we do with the ca-ged kobold?
What do we do with the ca-ged kobold?
Earlie in our fortress.

[Max White]

Lets build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Earlie in our fortress.

[EddyP]

Store him in a stockpile for later
Store him in a stockpile for later
Store him in a stockpile for later
Earlie in your fortress

[iyaerP]

If hes in the dining hall he'll scare our workers.
In the dining hall, he'll scare our workers.
In the dining hall, he'll scare our workers.
Earlie in our fortress.

(well. giave them bad thoughts, but that didn't fit the rhyme)

So what shall we do with the ca-ged kobold?
What shall we do with the ca-ged kobold?
What shall we do with the ca-ged kobold?
Earlie in our fortress?


Urist MciyaerP cancels Forge Song. Thinking...



Urist MciyaerP charges into song. You are suprised by the ferocity of his baritone.

We'll train him as the outpost mascot.
Train him as the outpost mascot.
Train him as the outpost mascot.
Earlie in our fortress.



edit: okay, my shift is over so I am headed home. in 12 hours tho, I shall return and compile the remaining singing and any more done in my absence into the big song post.

[nickdx]

Build a huge tower...
Above the butchershop.
Above the butchershop.
Above the butchershop.

Place a pit zone...
on top of the tower.
on top of the tower.
on top of the tower.

Build a kobold cage...
right next to the top.
right next to the top.
right next to the top.

Pit the kobold from up there...
instant butcher.
instant butcher.
Earlie in our Fortreeeeessss

[CapnUrist]

Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Earlie in the forrrrtress.

Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Earlie in the forrrrtress.