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Author Topic: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?  (Read 3816 times)

Ancre

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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2010, 03:58:40 pm »
And what happens if you reclaim ? Do you just burn seven other dwarves ? :D

(rah stupid double message)
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2010, 05:08:18 pm »
Quote from: qoonpooka on December 13, 2010, 01:57:58 pm
There's a thread asking if there is such a thing as an area where it is impossible to establish a fortress.  (I'm too lazy to find it).


This needs to be cross-posted there.  Like, now. :)

This one http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69686.0
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2010, 05:08:54 pm »
Quote from: Ancre on December 13, 2010, 03:58:40 pm
And what happens if you reclaim ? Do you just burn seven other dwarves ? :D

(rah stupid double message)
Mountainhome Dwarves: "Hmm... I wonder what happened to those last 2 parties of dwarves we sent to settle that mountain... Lets send some more to find out!"

Perhaps they send problem dwarves to settle this location.
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2010, 09:37:40 pm »
Embark location layer data:

Semi-molten rock
Semi-molten rock
Satan
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2010, 09:42:22 pm »
Quote from: shadowform on December 13, 2010, 09:37:40 pm
Embark location layer data:

Semi-molten rock
Semi-molten rock
Satan

Hmm... I wonder what the bottom-most layer tastes of.
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2010, 09:45:34 pm »
No, that award still goes to the guy in 40d who embarked on top of elves... And didn't slaughter them.
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2010, 10:45:16 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on December 13, 2010, 09:42:22 pm
Quote from: shadowform on December 13, 2010, 09:37:40 pm
Embark location layer data:

Semi-molten rock
Semi-molten rock
Satan

Hmm... I wonder what the bottom-most layer tastes of.

Consistency of shoe leather, constantly burning, best seasoned with the souls of the damned.

In short: Tastes like hell.
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2010, 10:53:10 pm »
My thoughts when entering this thread:
Must f***ed up embark? It couldn't be as bad as the giant adamantine--OH MY GOD THAT EMBARK IS FUCKED UP
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2010, 11:05:51 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on December 13, 2010, 09:42:22 pm
Quote from: shadowform on December 13, 2010, 09:37:40 pm
Embark location layer data:

Semi-molten rock
Semi-molten rock
Satan

Hmm... I wonder what the bottom-most layer tastes of.

Demon rats, what else?
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2010, 12:16:44 pm »
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Re: Do I win the most f***ed up embark award?
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2010, 01:23:27 pm »
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Quote from: Gearheart on December 13, 2010, 12:41:09 pm
I wonder what the embark team was thinking at the time.
Thinking?
They were probably too drunk to think.

Soiwashshinknighdat weeeeeeeee shuldnaebildsomar snesibley... deedshyaherssboot dat der shing, dislavawave thign? LES WAIT FOR DAT!
I swear my IQ dropped after reading that.

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