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SaintDraze

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Speeding is very FUN!
« on: December 09, 2010, 06:44:49 pm »
most of you DF cheaters out there ever experience unexplainable with the speedy dwarf cheat?(where you add Speed:0 to dwarfs raw)

inexplicable/unexplained deaths of dwarfs and animals in your fortress when booze supplies are low
I have a theory for this...
A booze deprived dwarf is slower and clumsier...They may bump into walls, or trip, or bump into animals... Normally this would be a problem since they are moving to slow to hurt themselves or others...
But You see, the raw altered dwarfs are moving so fast that even when they are booze deprived they walk at insane speeds.
this means that if a dwarf collides with something It will most likely die. at least be maimed...
Loss Of limb in fighting
A dwarf hits somthing so fast that said dwarf accidently hits its own arm off... whoops! :P
Why is that one armed dwarf still alive?
I think that raw altered dwarves heal faster to.... I might be wrong...

Now these are only theories about what happens when you cheat...
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Max White

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Re: Speeding is very FUN!
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 07:18:46 pm »
Remember kids, don't not drink and drive.
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darkrider2

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Re: Speeding is very FUN!
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 07:38:04 pm »
Don't mind my friend, he's a little sober
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