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Jay

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Chuck Norris drunk?
« on: March 20, 2008, 12:12:00 am »
So, I was playing around with the Martial mod, recruited a drunk and went into a giant's lair...  I got ambushed by a star sapphire golem, and was stunned.  I figured I was doomed, but then this:
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The Drunk reverse roundhouse kicks The Star sapphire golem in the right arm with his left foot!
The right arm flies off in an arc!
You are no longer stunned.

It almost wants me to change his profession name from Drunk to Walker, Texas Ranger...
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Keiseth

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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 12:16:00 am »
When you're in Tombflowers look behind you... because that's where the ranger is gonna be.

Maybe more appropriate would be "Drunken Master", eh? =)

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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 12:58:00 pm »
Haha, both those posts made me lol XD
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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 02:41:00 pm »
Chuck norris doesn't get drunk, Alcohol gets chuck'd.


I had a Drunk take down a zombie elite bowman once, i couldn't find the corpse though.

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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 10:27:50 am »
This thread is win.
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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 11:31:56 am »
His amazing feats can relieve you of your status ailments.  :)
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Re: Chuck Norris drunk?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 11:29:26 pm »
don't take his booze...I SAID DON'T----O SHI-- RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
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