Has anyone mentioned the adamantite space elevator yet?
What is the explanation for that?
*BRAINBLAST*
OMG
The adamantite space elevator is what connects the circus to the anti-circus. In a time before time, the surface of the world was plagued by a traveling circus, the world burned continuously for centuries. Then the ringmaster of the anti-circus declared, I shall not stand for this atrocity that has befallen the humble creatures of the lands! Dwarves, humans, goblins, kobalds, and even the elves. And with that grabbed his rifle, pointed it at the world, and shot a slug of pure adamantite. The slug left a trail of pure adamantite that climbs into the sky where the slug had been fired, up here the great ringmaster has made a throne, and watches the creatures of the world with an all knowing eye. As the slug traveled to the planet, the clowns could not avert its power and were forced into hiding, first in the top caverns, then in the secondary caverns, and so on, each time leaving behind their wicked brethren. Until they were finally sealed in the circus from whence they came, never to be seen again, or so we thought...
NOTE: btw I'm now going to worship the ringmaster, and I might even expand on this idea and write more...