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[quip]

Smile, wait for a few seconds (for Krath to act) then shoot one of them with the musket, shout "ARRRR I BE TEH DREAD PIRATE QUIP COWER IN FEAR CRAVEN LANDLUBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then run away in the direction of the  the bad guy ship while laughing manically

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Waiting on Biag.

[Biag]

Stand atop my fortress and laugh maniacally. Also, grow a properly villainous mustache.

[quip]

Who are we waiting for now?

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Me. I've been busy lazy.

[quip]

So I can't burst into the Good guys thread avoid reading their posts and tell them to post so I can continue my piracy?
Awwwww... You had to dash my hopes... Now I have to wait until my character or the thread dies to read their thread and cheat using metagaming...

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Writing up turns.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Turn 3

Biag [2] You begin maniacly laughing above your tower!!! Your face grows peach fuzz. (You maniacly laughed well because it was irrelavant)

Inventory : Flintlock pistol [Loaded]
            Lead ammo [10]
            Cutlass

Health : 15/15

Condition(s) : 10 Skeletal Pirates (Flintlock pistols, cutlass)
               Peach Fuzz (-1 to first impressions)

Krath [4] A man with a large weapon comes out of the shipwreck, so you decide to throw a rock at him. The rock flys through the air, missing him, but distracting him long enough to keep him from shooting Quip.

Inventory : Flintlock Pistol [Loaded]
            Lead ammo [10]
            Cutlass

Health : 15/15

Quip [4] YYYAAARRRGGGHHH!!! Die ye landlubbers! I be deh DREAD PIRATE QUIP!!! COWR IN FEAR!!! (You shoot,  hitting the guy with a large gun in the chest) YYAARRGG!!! (Cue you running towards the bad guy fortress).\


Inventory : Flintlock pistol [Empty]
            Lead ammo [9]
            Cutlass

Health : 15/15

Hugehead [1] You row ashore in your little raft. "YARG I BE NEEDING MINIONS" you say. You spontaniuosly become a zombie pirate. RRAAGGHH. All zombies are friendly to you now. Yay.

Inventory : Flintlock pistol [Loaded]
            Lead ammo [10]
            Cutlass

Health : 30/30

Condition(s) : Zombie (All zombies friendly to you, 30 health, cannot YARG)

[quip]

Arrrr, I get to meh our pirate ship/fort an' I hide like a sissy landlubber wait in ambush for those good for nuting landlubbers to come in (In other words I wait in ambush for any bording parties)! Also, reload musket and find another pistol.

'ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Me harties!'

I don't know why the above is in bold but I'll shout it anyway
...
Ignore anything after the first paragraph! This post is in Perma-bold for reasons unknown ARRRRRG!

[Krath]

Charge into the men and attempt to slay them with my prodigious cutlass skills.

[Biag]

...Damn. I guess I couldn't keep rolling 6s forever.

Order my skeletons to man the cannons and defend the fortress. Also, try to learn a lightning bolt spell.