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Author Topic: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)  (Read 2494 times)

nordak

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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2010, 05:49:42 pm »
Got hit with a 50 goblin ambush... killed 30 before I became tired and was shot down by their marksgobs. My 25 followers were quickly eliminated being that we were sleeping in the wilds and the stun for 10 turns makes them slow.  But that is nothing for a son of dwarvin gods, unfortunately the group was far to numerous to be killed single handedly.
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2010, 07:15:43 pm »
I managed to take down 4 bogeymen in a night de-capping them all, and leaving with only a mangled thumb. The rest ran away before I could get them.

Before then, I had this very same ninja take revenge on a group of bandits that mangled my first adventurer swordsman, carried their heads with me too. If I had a better run with my guy, he could've been frikkin' Predator.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2010, 09:13:24 pm »
I just severed someone's brain.

.17 has some kill bill shit to it.
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GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2010, 09:31:57 pm »
Using kicks to tear spines and cave in heads.
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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2010, 09:38:12 pm »
Well, recently i sneaked up behind some dwarves (I declared war on them, dont ask)

There were 3, right near each other
I slashed the first ones throat from behind, threw the knife into the second, then charged into the third, and choked him to death while he was down.

I think that counts
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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2010, 10:21:31 pm »
I've been wandering around killing people barehanded with one arm. (The other was torn to uselessness during a fight with a night creature. Before I started looking for companions, One on one with a night creature and I won.) While aided by a drunk bison demon who spits ice bullets at people, a lizard monster who just carves them up with a knife and a few human soldiers who probably question my taste in comrades, but they die by the dozen while the monsters have made it through three replacements so they get no say.
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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2010, 11:44:19 pm »
Quote from: druid91 on November 12, 2010, 10:21:31 pm
I've been wandering around killing people barehanded with one arm. (The other was torn to uselessness during a fight with a night creature. Before I started looking for companions, One on one with a night creature and I won.) While aided by a drunk bison demon who spits ice bullets at people, a lizard monster who just carves them up with a knife and a few human soldiers...

This is just plain amazing. A crippled ninja, a Bison demon, and a knife-wielding Lizard monster. Sounds like some sort of anime, or at the very least, a web comic.
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Re: Post your NINJA exploits here (0.31.17)
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2010, 11:54:45 pm »
I got annoyed at a small hamlet. I sneaked in at the dark of night when they were all asleep, and promptly caved in every single man women and child's head with a swift kick to the face. About three took two kicks, and one took 3 kicks. Almost wanted to let him live, but I think the first kick paralyzed him.
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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusroz
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