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[Untouchable]

I was playing earlier today and stabbed someone in the eye with a spear. And it got stuck and I don't even know how anyone could survive that.

[NewSheoth]

When my armoured adventurer got dismembered by a bandit in two turns.

[Itnetlolor]

Taking a 1-2 hour nap in the wilderness at night (so I'm not drowsy when taking on a camp in the darkness), only to be ambushed and ripped to shreds by several bogeymen (and I was asleep the whole time). Wow.

Lost many an adventurer like that.

[toupz]

When i got brutalized by a dragon*, my 18 men then killed it but i ended up bleeding to death after gloriously exiting the dragon's lair. I was melting, lacked a leg and such. Wow dragon is evil

[TheMasterTurtle]

My peasant allie was stabbed in the heart and he LIVED! and he got maimed and wounded in many,, many other places and STILL LIVED! Oh, and when I bit off some guys back teeth

[Lovechild]

Every time I'm trying to finish an almost dead guy and he suddenly jams my skull into the brain.

[minno]

I was ambushed by bandits.  I was a legendary adventurer with several grand master skills, so I just walked straight for the leader.  I attacked, and saw a nice ! on his head, and chose it.

He chose that exact moment to announce his kills and tell me to "Prepare to die!"  I immediately punched his skull through his brain.   

[TheMasterTurtle]

Or when a Forest titan (fire breathing warthog, with giant mandibles) breaths fire killing 8 of my twelve allies and then chopping the rest up. The guy who was stabbed in the heart charge THROUGH fire with a kitchen knife in his hand and took a BITE on the enemies THROAT causing his head ot go flying off. that guy is the COOLEST TANNER EVER!!!

[forsaken1111]

My amazing axelord who has singlehandedly killed an ogre, three trolls, and fearlessly travels the world alone killing bogeymen left and right (58 bogeman kills!) was napping one day. I woke up briefly as a steel bolt hit me in the head and killed me. I never saw what shot it.

I was sad.

Damn crossbow snipers with their night-scopes.

[Roundabout Lout]

I got a ! to scratch this one guy's head. It pierced his brain and killed him.

[forsaken1111]

I got a ! to scratch this one guy's head. It pierced his brain and killed him.

Yeah I think the 'scratch' attack is misnamed. I have seen it sever limbs and break bones.