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[minno]

This made me think: if we ever get the ability to self-injure, can someone remind me to make a human adventurer with a 2-handed sword, a crossbow, and a bunch of knives then figure out how to mod the game so he can cut off his left hand, wield the sword with just his right hand, and "hold"/attach the crossbow to his arm stump?

You know, it would explain a lot of the psychopathy in this forum if a lot of us read that.

Spoiler: "NSF Work or Sanity" (click to show/hide)

http://manga.animea.net/berserk.html

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'd rather be Ashley J. Williams. Think about it, though. He and Guts/Gatsu/Gutsu (I've never really been certain of what everyone prefers to call him, I just use Guts) really have a lot in common. Missing appendage replaced with robotic one, signature firearm (boomstick vs. Repeating Crossbow), signature blade (chainsaw vs. the BFS), Bruce Campbell actually kinda looks like Guts... if you stretch your imagination a little to accommodate the fact Guts is a lot bigger than Ash, anyway...

And as for targeted striking? Use Genesis Mod, groin hits all day long. Sorry, I'm just immature and think it's funny.

[filthywalrus]

The new version is out! Let the elven hand chopping commence!

[Cthulhu]

Curb stomping is my new thing.

[Flaede]

Pfft. Curb stomping? Try targeted biting. Genesis Mod needs dwarves with fangs, ASAP!
(does this mean we can now inject poison if we control a poisonous creature?)

EDIT: apparently Genesis mod HAS dwarves with fangs. And poison. And it already worked in the previous versions (on the off chance they actually bit something).

[Grek]

I'm going to not kill people. Instead, I am going to take my enemies in alive.

[Organum]

The only way I can imagine that being done is...

You truly are sadistic. Bravo!

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Is anyone else unable to hit something in the head without it instantly shattering their skull and driving it through their brain?  I created a hand to hand fighter in the arena and every time I land a solid hit to the head it's

"...jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
[Blank] has been knocked unconscious!
[Blank] has been struck down."

I wanna just knock someone out.  Wonder if you can choke people without making them bleed to death now.

EDIT:  Well apparently you can.  At least I grabbed someone by the throat with my right hand and strangled once and they instantly passed out.

[Knigel]

^That's not entirely unrealistic. Knocking someone out without killing them is a lot harder than people think it is.