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Author Topic: Bluemetal does a body good  (Read 1256 times)

FleshForge

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Bluemetal does a body good
« on: November 01, 2010, 08:16:24 pm »

After much sweating getting it out of the ground and many years of painstaking strand picking, my bonehead mayor/doctor just stitched up a kid's cut pinkie with bluemetal.  Mental note to just never leave strands sitting around and smelt it immediately.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Bluemetal does a body good
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 08:37:00 pm »

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Better than he was before.
Stronger, faster, lighter.
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Kavalion

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Re: Bluemetal does a body good
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 08:39:21 pm »

Now that's some quality healthcare.
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FleshForge

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Re: Bluemetal does a body good
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 08:44:07 pm »

THE SIX MILLION DORFBUCK PINKIE
[kid picking his nose in slow motion]
NANANANANANANA
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_DivideByZero_

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Re: Bluemetal does a body good
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 08:54:31 pm »

I just got the best idea ever.
Have a dwarf experiencing full-body flesh rot. Throw him down a Sparta pit, and if he survives, get him out of there, and lock him and the doctors in the hospital with plenty of cotton candy.
Check on him a year or so later and you should have a dwarf made of cotton candy to lead your military.
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Funk

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Re: Bluemetal does a body good
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 09:06:13 pm »

just remmber that some time thay take the blue metal.
try to get some of body parts cut out.

and remmber to rot bit by bit.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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