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Nikov

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The Two Most Important Things You Will Learn This Month
« on: October 27, 2010, 01:14:04 am »
1. As an adult who purchases your own Halloween candy for distribution to children, there is no law against skimming off the top before distribution. After all, you can always buy more candy if you run low before Halloween.

2. Strawberry Laffy Taffy and Strawberry Nerds make a confection of a fascinating mouth feel. I highly recommend it.
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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Re: The Two Most Important Things You Will Learn This Month
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 08:05:51 am »
1. There are no such things as adults, just big children who have spouses, mortgages and more practical toys.

2. Most big children forget that they are children for some reason.
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Quote from: Urist McMick on September 20, 2010, 04:06:41 am
On the left a cannon which shoots dwarf children into the sun, on the right, a massive pit full of magma charred dwarfs and elves.