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Akura

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Re: Custom t-shirts
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2010, 10:18:29 am »

Now that's epic right there.


I suppose a shirt with a goblin riding an !!elephant!! who is goring a dwarf on its tusks while wading through magma, with the title "WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED" would be pretty awesome as well.
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candylord

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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2010, 07:35:31 pm »

Damnit I want that hoodie so much....
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Fanklok

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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2010, 07:42:09 pm »

You know what artifact everything, hats, pants, shoes, gloves would be ultra bitchin' I'd be the most valuable person on the planet.
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caknuck

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« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2010, 09:36:44 pm »

T-shirts I would probably buy:
  • One bearing the complete description of Planepacked
  • "Urist McT-shirtwearer looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!"
  • "Welcome to Boatmurdered. Mind the elephants."
  • "Urist McT-shirtwearer cancels Clean self: Area inaccessible."
  • "Dwarf Fortress... Think of it as 'The Little Mermaid' meets 'Schindler's List', but with the prison camp guards played by naked alcoholic midgets"

Well, maybe not that last one...
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GuudeSpelur

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« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2010, 09:53:47 pm »

I was thinking having a dwarf holding a lever next to a caged goblin over a lava pit on the front.  On the back it says, "warning, !!Science!! in progress."
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« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2010, 10:57:30 pm »

Is there anywhere I could buy that hoodie?
Cause it looks real....
and goddamnit I've been needing a new hoodie :P
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Fanklok

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« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2010, 10:59:12 pm »

Wouldn't you rather have an artifact hoodie?
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« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2010, 04:10:39 am »

eh, at this point I'd settle for masterwork...
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