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languard

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There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« on: October 05, 2010, 03:09:24 pm »
I mean, besides being a dwarf.

Zon Idatholtar (female) likes "skunk demons for their horrifying features.  When possible she prefers to consume donkey and dwarven wine."   :o  Ok, ignoring the skunks for a moment, how in the heck does one make donkey wine?  (yes I realize that the game means donkey meat, but my interpretation is much more fun)
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 03:13:29 pm »
Perhaps dwarven wine tasting involves a lot of wine and meat.
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 03:14:02 pm »
braying maggots?
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 03:26:12 pm »
You get donkey wine the same way you get dwarven wine.

By fermenting chunks of rotting flesh :D
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 04:13:01 pm »
That's nothing.  I have a dwarf that keeps making statues of himself embracing magma men.  Two and three at a time, even.
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 04:23:37 pm »
That sounds hot.
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 04:28:54 pm »
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 04:31:35 pm »
Quote from: Eugenitor on October 05, 2010, 04:23:37 pm
That sounds hot.

Yeah, burning passion.
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Re: There is something wrong with this dwarf...
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 06:23:51 pm »
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