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Author Topic: Mars Orbital Shopping Centre 47, the big ASCII adventure of a tiny ASCII xeno  (Read 1345 times)

DrPoo

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You were an egg recycled from the onstation TrendySpaceSushi shop, they didnt like your shape amongst all the other completely random eggs picked up on random forests moons in the QUORRPTY DELTA system, wich they didnt know jackshit about. You were rolling through the waste disposal system, but you were sorted for the incinerator. You really didnt like the scorching heat, but apparently it boosted your developement, enough to crack out of the egg. But its too late, your flowing with poo and other nasty treats at a relative speed of about 3 kilometers per hour. Or is it? You really gotta.. uhh secrete some bodily wastes, the force of the waste disposal of your own sent you flying back, 30 KmPh smashing into a window. A security drone is laughing at you on the other side.

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Poor curled up little thing you are :( ..
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Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security?