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Rakonas

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Best Deities
« on: November 15, 2010, 06:33:10 pm »

Post your best gods and related statues or whatever here!
"This is a native gold statue of Rakust the Clean Youth.
The item is an image of Rakust the Clean Youth, the deity of death, rebirth and creation, depicted as a rotting male dwarf, and a dwarf in native gold by Asmel Kolimsal. Rakust the Clean youth is devouring the dwarf."
I put it in my hospital/farm area.
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Oxinabox

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Re: Best Deities
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 07:12:43 pm »

THis is from memory, (but you get the jist)

This is Kib Kez, a legendairy Mechanism.
It is adorned with hanging ropereed,
on it is an image of Sheiv, the god of Chaos,
depicted as a female dwarf.
Sheiv is screaming.

What my fort had done to make the god of chaos scream, idk.
I guess it must have been all the peace good order, wonderfull accomodation and 100% employment.
or maybe it was a telling of thign to come.
when the mechanism failed to raise the drawbridge, after lowing it to attacked the goblins,
and then still failed when the reinforments of 2 company goblin calvery, and a squad of troll seige, arrived.
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thegoatgod_pan

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 08:36:55 pm »

Alen Sinfulpuzzles the deity of trickery and lies--favorite artifact made by a possessed child at a frozen haunted citadel:

Nisgakadek "The Frosty Sides": This is a granite puzzlebox...On this item is an image of Alen Sinpuzzles the deity of trickery and lies depicted as a male dwarf in goblin bone.  Alen Sinfulpuzzles is contemplating.
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More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

UnrealJake

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Re: Best Deities
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 08:40:00 pm »

The god of booooooooze!!!
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Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

High Tensegrity

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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 08:46:27 pm »

"The item is a well-designed image of Gorroth Scorchedransacked the Contest of Craziness, the deity of war, death, and suicide, depicted as a rotting male dwarf in jet by Alith Rbirvucar. Gorroth Scorchedransacked the Contest of Craziness is weeping."

One of my favorite statues of all time.
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Dr_Pylons

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Re: Best Deities
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 08:54:39 pm »

death, rebirth and creation
I knew toady had made the deities so that they weren't just randomly assigned patrons of various things, e.g. Coats and Kittens or something, but this is really awesome. He or Threetoe must know some real-deal mythology.
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twilightdusk

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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2010, 08:58:03 pm »

Lanlar, the deity of thunder, the rain, nature, the sun, light and day.
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A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."