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Demosthes

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Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« on: October 12, 2010, 12:52:40 am »

Figured I might as well start one of those illustrated suggestion games that have been getting pretty popular on the forums.

Spoiler: "And so it begins..." (click to show/hide)

You are a Robot.  You are also a Pizza Deliveryman.  While Floating by your desk, a Delivery Message shows up on it.  It reads:
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Despite the fact the Message was cut off, you must Deliver Said Pizza.  But first things first, you must get the Pizza and Prepare for the Delivery of a Lifetime.  Always remember... use your Inventory boxes and your Program bars wisely.
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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 01:37:52 am »

p.s.  Be carefullz of mai rad security system. Whatever you do, don
Mention of his... *cough* defenses, then suddenly stops writing?
You guys know what this means. He has CJ standing guard :O

Anyway, Retrieve the Pizza and be on your way.
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Demosthes

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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 02:07:01 am »

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Robot attempts to retrieve the pizza from the pizza confibrabulatoriaRobot only succeeds in making a mess.  However, Robot did get to show off his 1337 bashing skills.
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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 03:20:47 am »

Ponder why you are working in the pizza delivery industry when you are incapable of even a simple task like de-pizza-ing a pizza confibrabulatoria. Consider trying a new career path instead of this dead-end joint. Wonder when it all went so wrong for you. Reflect on life and past mistakes. Shed single robotic tear.

Then pick up the pizza and be on your way.

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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 06:50:05 am »

Clearly we need to retrieve our arms...
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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 07:34:10 am »

Read the message on the wall.
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Demosthes

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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 03:59:22 pm »

Clearly we need to retrieve our arms...

Oh! Robot's ArmsRobot completely forgot about them!  Robot looks under the desk and equips them.  There, now things should be so much easier for Robot!

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Ponder why you are working in the pizza delivery industry when you are incapable of even a simple task like de-pizza-ing a pizza confibrabulatoria. Consider trying a new career path instead of this dead-end joint. Wonder when it all went so wrong for you. Reflect on life and past mistakes. Shed single robotic tear.

Then pick up the pizza...

Robot again wonders why Robot accepted job as pizza delivery man.  Maybe Robot should have gone to eliminate human life in other countries with the other Robots.  However, you remember your hero from your youth, Bicycle Repair BotRobot wanted to do something uniqueRobot too proud of this to cry.  With his new found arms, he opens up the confibrabulatoria.  It looks like the pizza was done confibrabulating.  Hooray!

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Read the message on the wall.

Robot reads the certificate of food safety on the wall...

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Robot does not understand those big words so well though...

be on your way.


Robot is looking at the creepy Apartment Complex across the street and wondering what to do now?  Is there some kind of trick?
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Re: Robot Pizza Delivery Guy
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2010, 04:20:56 pm »

Ring the bell.
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