Clearly we need to retrieve our arms...
Oh!
Robot's Arms!
Robot completely forgot about them!
Robot looks under the
desk and equips them. There, now things should be so much easier for
Robot!
Ponder why you are working in the pizza delivery industry when you are incapable of even a simple task like de-pizza-ing a pizza confibrabulatoria. Consider trying a new career path instead of this dead-end joint. Wonder when it all went so wrong for you. Reflect on life and past mistakes. Shed single robotic tear.
Then pick up the pizza...
Robot again wonders why
Robot accepted job as
pizza delivery man. Maybe
Robot should have gone to
eliminate human life in other countries with the other Robots. However, you remember your h
ero from your youth,
Bicycle Repair Bot!
Robot wanted to do something
unique.
Robot too proud of this to
cry. With his new found
arms, he opens up the
confibrabulatoria. It looks like the
pizza was done
confibrabulating. Hooray!
Read the message on the wall.
Robot reads the
certificate of food safety on the wall...
I, the leader of the food industry, give this business our official seal.
This states that:
1. We do not put humanflesh in our pizza. Despite our hatred of humans, we know that serving these pizzas are against safety regulations. Instead, we use the confibrabulatoria to transmute humanflesh and nanobytes into Soilent Gray.
2. We have not killed a human on our premises.
3. We abstain from using weapons at all times.
4. We are up to date with our technology.
5. We check our employees for past offenses before hiring them.
Signed,
Rrestlin Ccorba
Robot does not understand those
big words so well though...
be on your way.
Robot is looking at the creepy
Apartment Complex across the street and wondering what to do now? Is there some kind of
trick?