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[shadow_archmagi]

I was hoping that some artist more talented than me (Read: Has hand capable of holding a pen/mouse) might be willing to draw a portrait of my (heavily DF influenced) D&D character.

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Urist Vunomonul was born in the dwarf fortress "Melonbutter the Ale-Hammered of Justice." He was a pariah of dwarven society, an outcast, one who lived only because no one had quite decided whether his existence or his murder was a more gruesome thought.

He was born with this hideous defect: HE HAD NO BEARD.

He was born with this powerful strength: DETERMINATION

One day, with no warning, he rushed the forges and claimed them for his own, menacing anyone who came near. One tried, and received a beating for his attempts.

Urist began to work. The blacksmiths had taken their hammers with them; no matter. He forged with his bare hands. Gold, iron, steel, even fish scales went into his construction. After four days of continuous work, it was finished. "Duraddurad DuradDuradDurad Durad" or "Beardbeards the Bearded Bearded Beard of Beards"

As awe-inspiring as it was magnificent, the beard menaced with spikes and glowed with mystic power. Urist then proclaimed

"I am Urist Vonomul no more. My name has done me no good. I am Duraddurad DuradDuradDurad Durad, and this is my Duraddurad DuradDuradDurad Durad."

The greatest of the smiths approached, looked upon his work, and nodded appreciation.

Everyone knew what was to happen next: Urist was given a sack full of mead roasts, a barrel of mead, and set off into the wilderness to seek his glory.

[Vertigon]

That is amazing

[Sensei]

Somehow I read his being sent to the wilderness as an excuse to get rid of him.

[Svampapa]

Soo... something like this?
But out of gold, steel and fishscales... 

[Heron TSG]

Here's a mask made by some dude named Moogie that has a 'beard' attachment.

[shadow_archmagi]

Soo... something like this?
But out of gold, steel and fishscales... 

Yes

[Supermikhail]

I did it! Whatever you want to call "it".


This version may be more interesting:

[Heron TSG]

I like it. It has spikes and everything!

[Svampapa]

Nice. Style reminds me of vaultboy somehow. Must be those evil, beady eyes. 

[shadow_archmagi]

IT IS BEAUTIFUL

I LOVE YOU

Supermikhail is a hero among heroes

[MaximumZero]

This is an artifact engraving. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It represents Duraddurad DuradDuradDurad Durad, the artifact Beard.

[Supermikhail]

Thank you.

[Moogie]

Here's a mask made by some dudette* named Moogie that has a 'beard' attachment.

*ftfy

Hah, I made that SO LONG AGO. I'm suprised anyone still found it.

[Heron TSG]

MY incessant bookmarking serves me well.

[MaximumZero]

Apparently, Moogie used to take requests, and then turn them into awesome. That's what I've found in my independent research, at least.