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Author Topic: Dwarven love is the sweetest love  (Read 1128 times)

nefariousD

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Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« on: December 18, 2007, 01:15:00 pm »
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This is an exceptional Alder bed.
On the item is a well-designed image of a dwarf and two donkeys in turtle bone by Cog Alathfoker. The dwarf is embracing the two donkeys.
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Tahin

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2007, 04:41:00 pm »
Wait... What?
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nefariousD

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 05:04:00 pm »
While building out some bedrooms, I saw that one of the bed's I had in stock had several 'modifiers' on it, so I was curious as to how it was decorated. Lo and behold, it appears my colony is rife with bestial promiscuity. Shame on you, dorfs!
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Thingy Master

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 05:42:00 pm »
I have the exact same thing, but It's a wall engraving and instead of donkeys its cows.
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Tahin

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 04:52:00 pm »
Tahin backs away slowly, muttering something to himself as he heads towards the door
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Torak

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 04:57:00 pm »
Why do you think Dwarves get so angry at a lost pet?
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As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of those dwarves that suffer your neglect.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2007, 09:11:00 am »
I guess he's an ass man.
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Lazy_Perfectionist

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Re: Dwarven love is the sweetest love
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2007, 06:16:00 pm »
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groan...
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Worst pun EVER...

It's a double entendre, where neither meaning is innocent...

groan...

I applaud you, Mu.

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 Bloat325, ADDITIONAL LIQUID TYPES, (Future): Candidates for new flowing "liquids" include sand, oil, mud, blood of various sorts, slime, farm products like grain and beer for the beer fountain. Only a limited number of materials from plant raws like beer