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Magma_science

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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2010, 09:53:48 am »
Can raw editing fix this or it is hard-coded?
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2010, 11:25:01 am »
Quote from: Magma_science on September 02, 2010, 09:53:48 am
Can raw editing fix this or it is hard-coded?

Hard coded. All we can do is to rig the bones and flesh gobbets to explode lethally on exposure to air. Well, I can't. I can never get taht temp stuff to work. But some of us can.
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2010, 11:31:50 am »
Perhaps something could be done with the lower body so that when a dwarf dies it explodes?

Or maybe we could add a reaction that makes a new material (living bomb) that is very hot and add that to the launcher?
« Last Edit: September 02, 2010, 11:40:26 am by thijser »
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2010, 11:40:30 am »
Quote from: cog disso on August 31, 2010, 03:20:49 am
I have been playing for 9 months and have yet to find a single TILE of magma, so I've given up.
Not even the magma sea?
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2010, 11:41:42 am »
Quote from: lolghurt on September 02, 2010, 11:40:30 am
Quote from: cog disso on August 31, 2010, 03:20:49 am
I have been playing for 9 months and have yet to find a single TILE of magma, so I've given up.
Not even the magma sea?
Try embarking on a volcano http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Volcano
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Magma_science

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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2010, 01:52:23 pm »

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Hard coded. All we can do is to rig the bones and flesh gobbets to explode lethally on exposure to air. Well, I can't. I can never get taht temp stuff to work. But some of us can.

What about butchery and bone carving?
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2010, 05:39:33 pm »
you butcher your own dwarves?
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2010, 06:13:05 pm »
They must be in a fell mood  :o
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2010, 06:21:46 pm »
Quote from: Flaede on September 02, 2010, 05:39:33 pm
you butcher your own dwarves?

We're talking about toxic bones and baby cannons and you have to ask?
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2010, 06:32:26 pm »
Quote from: Absentia on August 31, 2010, 03:07:53 am

Dwarf Fortress: Where executing babies is fun.


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That's the point, it wouldn't be as fun to crush their souls if they didn't have souls to begin with.

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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2010, 11:19:06 am »
Quote from: Flaede on September 02, 2010, 05:39:33 pm
you butcher your own dwarves?

No, i was thinking about applying this to cows and elephants.

And yes, fell moods will be fun.
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Re: The Baby Launcher
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2010, 08:49:32 pm »
this is the biggest ROFL i've had in months. honestly, thankyou.
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