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Author Topic: What? Hey! Elves are evil!  (Read 2004 times)

uberubert

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What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« on: December 01, 2007, 03:14:00 pm »

I knew it! They are on the same side as lava dwellers!!!
Proof: Evil Elves saying hi to a fire-man, and proceeds with their mission, unfazed!
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 03:30:00 pm »

They're forming an alliance to get rid of you and your tree-killing ways.

But worry not, before they stike they'll make the mistake of inviting the head fireman to their capital, after which all of their tree-homes burn down, as does the entire forest they live in.

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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 03:31:00 pm »

Yeah... elves are stupid like that.
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 01:02:00 am »

This is nothing. I've seen groups of elephants freely congregating with invading goblin forces before, no doubt forming a temporary alliance of terror to attack with.
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 10:38:46 pm »

so i drudged this from the depths of the forums to say that elves are weak they take the fact that i kill their caravans with a grain of alt and send new ones every year
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 10:40:15 pm »

so i drudged this from the depths of the forums to say that elves are weak they take the fact that i kill their caravans with a grain of alt and send new ones every year

This isn't anything unique to elves. If elves are doing it, humans will too.
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 10:46:46 pm »

A 3 year bump? Was this really necromancycessary?

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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 10:48:24 pm »

Dear Mr. Gearheart

      I enjoy your presence, I really do
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 10:50:01 pm »

...drudged?
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 10:50:56 pm »

WITH A DREDGE
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 10:57:04 pm »

WITH A DREDGE
What vile sorcery is that?
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2010, 11:02:05 pm »

an implement for dredging
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2010, 11:07:07 pm »

Alright, enough.

This thread has gotten far too sillah.

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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 11:08:17 pm »

agreed let it be to send it bak into the depths
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Re: What? Hey! Elves are evil!
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 11:10:35 pm »

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