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[h3lblad3]

So... what about the theory that they eat the sentients because just killing them would be a waste.

"We are sorry for wasting your life away, in death we will put you to good use".

[Skelodwarf]

Ok guys, you're jumping to conclusions here, we don't actually know if they're vamps yet.

We'll need to test them first.

So, as we all know, Vampires both float, and are immune to fire. So we burn them, and if they live through that, they're a vampire, then we kill them with our wooden spike traps. Optionally, we through them in the river, and if they live through THAT, we see if they float in magma.

[Organum]

Seriously, though, I have had the same problem mentioned in the OP. I think it's just a bug.

[Emily]

So... what about the theory that they eat the sentients because just killing them would be a waste.

"We are sorry for wasting your life away, in death we will put you to good use".

Yeah, that's what I gathered; "You killed it, you eat it."  Sort of a predator ethic.

Doesn't explain how the trees things makes the slightest bit of sense, though.

[Gnauga]

It's because they don't like eating trees.

[darkrider2]

elves = vampires?

Do we have to impale them with wooden stakes? I can imagine an adamantite spike would be much more suitable. (decorated with adamantite spikes of course)

yo we herd u like spikes so... *stops self*

[KojaK]

... we put a spike on your spear so you can stab while you stab!

[krenshala]

So... what about the theory that they eat the sentients because just killing them would be a waste.

"We are sorry for wasting your life away, in death we will put you to good use".

Yeah, that's what I gathered; "You killed it, you eat it."  Sort of a predator ethic.

Doesn't explain how the trees things makes the slightest bit of sense, though.

Sure it does.  We're chopping down trees and then selling them.  They would be much happier if we were chopping down trees and then EATING them instead.

[Astramancer]

So the wooden stuff they're trading us is detritus of some sort, not fit to be eaten?  Maybe ... already eaten?

...

I don't think I want to buy beads from the elves anymore.