Boka: So how's the head Maiz!
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Maiz: OW! Please, don't yell so loudly.
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Boka: Sorry, growing up with a huge family didn't exactly leave me the most quietest person.
Maiz: You don't say?
Boka: Yep, my older brothers were always "SPEAK UP BOKA! WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
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Maiz: How many siblings did you have?
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Boka: Twelve in fact, all boys!
Maiz: ... right an- wait do, you smell that, smoke!
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Boka: Eh, so what, a little fire never hurt anyone!
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Maiz: Still, you never know who started it; this smell is familiar to me.
Boka: Just for the record Maiz, I'm not a fire fighter.
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Maiz: I know that. It's just that I've hung around a wizard before and the fires they can make have a specific smell.
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Boka: Where there's magic smoke, there's a magic fire. Oh well! Let's go!
Maiz: (I don't know who started this fire but when I figure out I know who's going to stop it.)
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Boka: (I hope I get to beat up a wizard!)
????: OUTTA MY WAY, OUTA MY WAY!
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Boka: Oh boy! A runner! There's got to be some kind of hoard trailing him!
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Maiz: And it looks like we have to kill it. Look ahead Boka and-
I'm sick of these guys btw
Boka: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Maiz: We won. Any last one liners?
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Boka: *BURP!*
Boka: Whata jerk! We save his life and all he has to thank us with is some burnt wood and slime goop!
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Maiz: All in all a fun day, you can't always expect everyone to be grateful. Though a shame about the forest.
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Boka: Humph! I guess you're right... wait, isn't that the guy up ahead?
Boka: Looks like he's dead.
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Maiz: How are you so sure?
*THUMP!*
Boka: Yep, definitely dead.
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????: Guuahrr
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Maiz: Dead you say?
????: Oh, hehe, it's you two, thought those beasts would have killed you by now.
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Maiz: Those were slimes.
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????: Still... but I bet it took some work to kill'em all.
Boka: Not really, it was only been two minutes since we killed them.
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????: Oh... bet i-
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Maiz: Are you dying or are you just hurt?
????: I'm not quite dead.
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Maiz: That's good, by the way, what were you doing in the forest?
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????: Oh nothing really just you know stuff and -torturingsmallanimalsformyamusment- by the way I'm Pyro.
Boka: Eh, what? Pyro, what was that last part?
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Pyro: Oh, about my powers getting outta hand? Happens a lot!
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Maiz: So it was you who started that fire.
Pyro: Yep, drained the lot outta me, that's why I fainted here. I was just looking for a way off this continent when those monsters complicated it further.
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Maiz: Really? Us too, we're looking for something called a magic bomb.
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Pyro: A bomb? That sounds like quite a lot of fun.
Maiz: I guess it does. There's suppose to be a man in Reeve who makes them.
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Boka: That's where we're heading!
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Pyro: Oh! Well then, mind if I come along? I am particularly good at setting things a blaze, maybe too good sometimes.
Boka: Don't look at me, ask the leader.
Maiz: Oh... I guess it's no trouble to take you along, I just hope you keep better control of those flames in the future.
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Pyro: In the presence of someone like you, probably.
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Maiz & Boka: ...
Pyro: What's the matter, it was only a joke.
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Maiz: Let's just go, it's getting dark.
Boka: You never said thanks.
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Pyro: In reality, I was simply luring those beasts into another one of my traps.
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Boka: Well, whatever, I still expect a thanks.
Pyro: Whatever you say.
Maiz: It's dark, I say we should still check around the town for the bomb maker.
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Pyro: You're the leader.
Pyro: I say we barge into the nearest house!
Maiz: How about we knock instead?
Maiz: Sure do wh-
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Boring Owner: That's nice.
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Maiz, Boka & Pyro: That's it?
Boring Owner: ...
Boka: What a dull man!
Pyro: How about the inn?
Maiz: Hello?
Boka: *SNORE* *SNORE* Something interesting yet?
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Maiz: ... Let's try upstairs.
Maiz: Let's try this guy.
Mr. Nice Guy: -monsters. I pity him.
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Pyro: -Hehehe-
Pyro: *HURK* HURGFK* *PHEW!* Some bad mold they must have in here!
Boka: Poor kid, no parents, no other family and no siblings.
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Maiz: Still, at least he has his life.
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Pyro: Yes, this is all very touching, but I thought we came here for a bomb.... To prevent further suffering and such (well, in your case at least).
Remember kids! In all vidja games you must explore every single nook and cranny! When I first played this, I was stuck on this continent for about a week before I found, this house in Reeve.
Maiz: *Sigh* Where else do we look?
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Boka: No clues here.
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Pyro: What about that house up there?
Maiz: Huh, let's go.
Maiz: Hm, the key fits; but it was unlocked to begin with.
Pyro: Whoa, look at the size of that pot, bet you could boil a lot of people in that pot.
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Maiz: Did you say people?
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Pyro: Is there any echo in here? I said pasta, you could boil a lot of pasta in that pot!
-mysterious broth...
Maiz: Hm, wonder what it is.
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Boka: I wonder what it smells like! *sniff* SNIFF!* *HUACK!* *HERRK!*
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Pyro: Hm... let me try *sniff *sniff*
Boka: That's one weird after smell.
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Maiz: What's it smell like?
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Boka: Like... dirty laundry and soap. Oh, and raven gizzards, definetly raven gizzards.
Pyro: Hm, if you'd ask me, it needs more cumin.
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Maiz: Did you just say human?
**
Pyro: No, cumin, what? Never heard of cumin?
Kleptomania!
Next!
YAY!
Maiz: Time to see who lives here.
Pyro: Oh, old people -I always pick them last-.
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Boka: For what?
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Pyro: Foooor, tag, they suck at tag.
Maiz: There aren't really any teams in tag.
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Pyro: Not the way I play it, hehehehe.
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Boka: Riiiight.
Maiz: Actually the-
Maiz: Yes, that's what I was abou-
Maiz: YES! It is and-
Maiz: ...Daughter.
Old Chemist: Then, I must give you this.
Maiz: Isn't this a little dangerous?
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Old Chemist: Yes, yes it is. That will break the seal barring you from the Traveler's Gate.
Pyro: ...
Pyro: And what would I have to gain by blowing us up? Well, besides an awesome death of course
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Old Chemist: Hm, that's two good points your friend's brought up. Also, miss the countries across the sea
Old Chemist: Look for him!
Boka: Wonder how comfortably she sleeps knowing that she lives on a powder keg?
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Maiz: Well, they use the pot for laundry day, so probably pretty well.
Always check everything. Even if it doesn't have anything.
Well that was a waste of time. Let's try this!
Yay... no, not really.
Boka: *YAWN!*
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Maiz: Diddo...
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Pyro: Well, you guys go to sleep. I want to... do stuff.
Boka: No argument there.
????: AAHHHHH!
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Boka: WHOA! Did you hear that!?
**
Maiz: ...it's just the wind, go back to sleep...
Maiz: Same to you mam
Pyro: Good morning you two. I trust you slept well.
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Boka: At six gold pieces we better had!
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Maiz: And how was your night.
Pyro: Ahh, quite nice.
Maiz: Say, where's the weapons dealer?
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Boka: Pfft, weapons, who needs'em!
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Pyro: Speaking of weapons, I found this cool wand.
Yeah, I cheated for that. Don't worry, it doesn't really do much anyway. I just thought it would be more appropriate.
Maiz: Is there blood on that?
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Pyro: Blood? Why, that's tomato sauce.
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Boka: Tomato sauce?
Pyro: Yes, it's actually quite easy to cook with this wand you see.
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Maiz: Well, that's nice. Just try not to aim that thing at us.
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Boka: (I almost half buy it)
Maiz: Well that's nice, lets go.
And there's you're update. This would have been a lot longer had I not been missing/forgotten about Archangel's custom sprite. Archangel, if you have read this, PM me about the sprite and if you get the certain rules that now apply to creating/submitting one.
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