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[Slazia]

I want these on my side! I can kill elves by the thousands, but put my up against a donkey and it'll kick me in the face, knock me down and trample me to death. What's up with the ninja donkeys!!?

[existent]

well, someday soon you'll be able to ride horses, so perhaps that will provide the vindication you seek.

[Josephus]

Dude, if you've ever fought a Unicorn, you probably died. Same thing with horses. Horses are just Unicorns who are bitter because they don't have horns.

[JoRo]

Horses are merciless murder machines that will kick your spine in half and then sadistically stomp all your bones into the ground, leaving you to drown in your own blood while you impotently curse the cruel and uncaring universe.

[Javarock]

Horse Vs GCS who wins?

[Josephus]

Horse, hands down.

[Javarock]

What about a BC, If they win that fight I think they should be promoted to mega beasts.

[Kobold Troubadour]

They may not have horns...but some Horses apparently knows kung-fu:

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[Josephus]

Man, are you wrestling that horse? Something tells me you got out of there with bruised organs.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Man, are you wrestling that horse? Something tells me you got out of there with bruised organs.

And he was a Kobold adventurer, meaning his a squirt compared to  the horse. Was training his striking skill...and I ended picking the one horse in the forest that knows kung-fu (Got his gut early on so he was slowed down significantly though).

I left it unconscious yet alive, out of respect for an interesting fight.

[Josephus]

You get mad props for consistently running badass kobold adventurers, man.

[Javarock]

No seriously, Burn the area around it. Wait untill he passes out. Then choke him to death.

[Eric Blank]

I too have had quite a bit of Fun with horses in both gamemodes. A kobold adventurer of mine was slaughtered by one in two blows, both to the face, and in one fort, my army of 3 and a dozen dogs was single-handedly defeated by an undead horse. I've seen them attack towns as well, a small group of horses kills literally everyone. Surprisingly, they're virtually worthless if they're chained outside a fort as first defense.

If there's one thing this game still needs, it's moose. They're the only worthy competitor for most dangerous herbivore, or plasticivore, if you've ever gone outside one morning to find the local moose has eaten your Christmas ornaments.